If you’re feeling like it’s already been a long week, take a little humor break with these 20 tweets that made me laugh.
Wishing you a good rest of the week!
Janene
#1
Showed my 7 year-old an Etch-a-sketch and said this is what Daddy played with growing up and this little angel asked me if it was a 'caveman iPad' and I am still in shambles
— 🍁Graham Kritzer (@GrahamKritzer) October 9, 2023
#2
"How was your day mom?" is teenager for I need something that costs money.
— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) November 12, 2019
#3
Some guy was staring at me relentlessly through the Dunkin’ Donuts front window. I put on my glasses to get a better look and realized it was a life-sized cardboard cut out, so I’ve got that going for me today.😂
— Just Gina (@GinaUrso) October 10, 2023
#4
Science: A diamond is the hardest known material to date.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) December 18, 2023
Me [trying to clean cereal off a bowl that was left to harden in the sink overnight]: yeah okay
#5
Someone once gave me the parenting advice “teach your kids to love games where you can lie down with your eyes closed” and thus I have sold my 3 year old “pajama party” as a major reward for good behavior. Game is us laying in my bed watching TV and eating M and Ms.
— girl fieri (@realgirl_fieri) December 17, 2023
#6
My kids forgot the name of the game Marco Polo so they are currently playing Mario Luigi at the pool.
— OyVeyLady (@OyVeyLady) June 29, 2022
#7
Sex-ed classes in school should just be listening to a baby cry for six straight hours while watching Peppa Pig on repeat.
— Sandy (@Sandy62347) February 22, 2022
#8
Amtrak guy scanned my ticket and I said “how are you” and his response was “only 23 years until retirement”
— rachel (@rachelmillman) October 11, 2023
#9
me apologizing to my husband:
— Sara Buckley (@nottheworstmom) September 6, 2019
▶ 🔘──────── 00:02
me apologizing to my kids:
▶ 🔘──────── 00:08
me apologizing to my dog after I stepped on their paw and they made that little *arf* noise:
▶ 🔘──────── 1:27:19
#10
My 13-year-old made fun of me because I use commas when I text her. Just wait. Next time, I'm going to hit her with a semicolon.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 14, 2023
#11
My daughter complained to her grandparents that I never make her clam chowder so when she left their house today she was the new owner of three giant tupperwares full of homemade clam chowder and a smug smile
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) December 17, 2023
#12
Watching my 8 year old wipe his BBQ Sauce Covered face on a White Throw Pillow may just be my wife’s villain origin story
— TwinzerDad (@TwinzerDad) June 2, 2024
#13
I accidentally put on my dad’s deodorant this morning and now I’m walking around offering people hard candy and asking “Working hard or hardly working?”
— Pocket Taco (@bgschnikelfritz) June 8, 2022
#14
Regularly haunted by my own hubris – tried to set my bf up on a playdate with my coworkers husband because they both “really like bikes.” Anyways, it turns out her husband was in the Tour De France
— C. E. Aubin (@ceaubin) October 25, 2023
#15
I let my teens have their friends/ whoever they’re dating over to our house to hang out like pretty much whenever they ask because it causes them to clean our house & their rooms at a standard I wasn’t even aware they were capable of.
— Irreverent Reverend ✊🏼🙏🏼 (@TheAmberPicota) October 23, 2023
#16
Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife's plans for the second time.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) June 8, 2022
#17
Having multiple kids is weird. You have one kid you could trust to be home alone for a whole weekend & you know they’d eat vegetables, lock the doors, & wash the dishes.
— The 21st Century SAHM (@21stcenturysahm) June 6, 2022
Then you have another kid who is not allowed to hold an umbrella.
And they’re almost the same age.
#18
Pilot (to my 5-year-old daughter a few days ago): Do you know you could be a flight attendant when you grow up?
— Rebecca Papin (@RebeccaPapin) April 13, 2022
5: I could also own the plane.
#19
got in an elevator and this dog was just alone in it????? pic.twitter.com/aaJwLqtxnl
— 🍋 (@lemoncarcass) October 17, 2023
#20
— Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken (@woofknight) June 4, 2024