Two Times the Laughs: 16 of the Funniest Tweets About Parenting Twins

My 7yo just got mad at his brother and called him ugly, and his brother got really upset about it and started crying.

They’re identical twins.
Identical. Twins.

— Stacey (@nofilterblonde) January 29, 2023

Me at some point in my life: I’m pretty good at multitasking.

God: Give that cocky one twins.

— The Mom at Law® (@TheMomAtLaw) May 13, 2018

I asked my twins the best thing about turning 6 and my boy twin said “my hands growing bigger” and my girl twin said “I can drink wine now”

— MumInBits (@MumInBits) November 18, 2022

Raising Twins

Twin 1: *looking at an old photo album* Is this me?

Me: I literally have no idea.

— 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 (@3sunzzz) July 25, 2020

Person: What’s the most challenging part of having twins?

Me: Probably the two babies.

— The Mom at Law® (@TheMomAtLaw) October 28, 2018

One of my 3 yo identical twin girls is sick. After I brought her to the doctor in a shop she asked me to buy a tree decoration and one for her sister. A few minutes later she saw her reflection in a full length mirror, thought it was her sister and said 'I bought you a present!'

— TwistedDoodles (@twisteddoodles) November 13, 2018

My cousin was having twins, so she did the sensible thing and gave birth to one before midnight and one after midnight so that they could have separate birthdays

— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 7, 2020

Some days parenting can be really tough and then your twins come to show you how they painted each other’s hair green and you realise things can always get that little bit worse

— MumInBits (@MumInBits) May 18, 2021

My twins could not be more different.

Tonight, we watched “Home Alone” for the first time and one cackled like a maniac while the other said things like “well that doesn’t look safe.”

— TwinzerDad🌻🇺🇦 (@TwinzerDad) November 26, 2022

Last night my in-laws took the Twinzers. It was our first night spent together away from the boys.

We did what any other married couple with Twins would do in that situation.

We went to Target, out to dinner and passed out by 9:30 😂

— TwinzerDad🌻🇺🇦 (@TwinzerDad) February 13, 2022

I thought I was having a bad day then my twins found a harmonica and a tambourine, formed a band and sang a song called “Mummy’s Old and Squishy”

— MumInBits (@MumInBits) May 19, 2022

Friend: Are you free for lunch this week?

Me: I’m sorry. I can’t. I have twins.

Friend: Aren’t they in college?

*My conversations twenty years from now.*

— The Mom at Law® (@TheMomAtLaw) March 4, 2019

Prayers for my distraught 5yo whose pet grape was just eaten by his twin sister

— MumInBits (@MumInBits) June 14, 2022

My twins were playing policemen and arrested me for giving them “yukky dinner” then they sentenced me to no cooking for eighty twelve days and I’m just appealing for a longer sentence

— MumInBits (@MumInBits) December 8, 2021

GUYS.

For the past two years the ticket man at my station has baffled me. Some days we get on like a house on fire, chatting about life. Other days he won’t even return a hello…turns out to be a pair of identical twins who both work there.

TWO SEPERATE MEN.

TWO YEARS GUYS.

— Rachel Harper (@Rachel__Harper) June 24, 2018