25 of the Funniest Tweets About Twins

There’s a saying that goes, “It’s double the giggles and double the grins, and double the trouble if you’re blessed with twins”.

I don’t have twins, but my husband is a fraternal twin and his mom had no shortage of entertaining “twin stories” to tell me over the years.

I’ve rounded up 20 of the funniest posts about twins and parenting twins, which are funny even if you don’t have any yourself.

Enjoy!

Janene

#1

One of my 3 yo identical twin girls is sick. After I brought her to the doctor in a shop she asked me to buy a tree decoration and one for her sister. A few minutes later she saw her reflection in a full length mirror, thought it was her sister and said 'I bought you a present!'
— TwistedDoodles (@twisteddoodles) November 13, 2018

#2

Me at some point in my life: I’m pretty good at multitasking.

God: Give that cocky one twins.
— The Mom at Law® (@TheMomAtLaw) May 13, 2018

#3

I asked my twins the best thing about turning 6 and my boy twin said “my hands growing bigger” and my girl twin said “I can drink wine now”
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) November 18, 2022

#4

Raising Twins

Twin 1: *looking at an old photo album* Is this me?

Me: I literally have no idea.
— 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 (@3sunzzz) July 25, 2020

#5

Person: What’s the most challenging part of having twins?

Me: Probably the two babies.
— The Mom at Law® (@TheMomAtLaw) October 28, 2018

#6

My 7yo just got mad at his brother and called him ugly, and his brother got really upset about it and started crying.

They’re identical twins.
Identical. Twins.
— Stacey (@nofilterblonde) January 29, 2023

#7

My cousin was having twins, so she did the sensible thing and gave birth to one before midnight and one after midnight so that they could have separate birthdays
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 7, 2020

#8

Some days parenting can be really tough and then your twins come to show you how they painted each other’s hair green and you realise things can always get that little bit worse
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) May 18, 2021

#9

My twins could not be more different.

Tonight, we watched “Home Alone” for the first time and one cackled like a maniac while the other said things like “well that doesn’t look safe.”
— TwinzerDad (@TwinzerDad) November 26, 2022

#10

Last night my in-laws took the Twinzers. It was our first night spent together away from the boys.

We did what any other married couple with Twins would do in that situation.

We went to Target, out to dinner and passed out by 9:30 😂
— TwinzerDad (@TwinzerDad) February 13, 2022

#11

I thought I was having a bad day then my twins found a harmonica and a tambourine, formed a band and sang a song called “Mummy’s Old and Squishy”
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) May 19, 2022

#12

My twins went to the Scholastic Book Fair today and both bought the same book.

It’s like amateur hour over here.
— TwinzerDad (@TwinzerDad) November 16, 2021

#13

Prayers for my distraught 5yo whose pet grape was just eaten by his twin sister
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) June 14, 2022

#14

My twins were playing policemen and arrested me for giving them “yukky dinner” then they sentenced me to no cooking for eighty twelve days and I’m just appealing for a longer sentence
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) December 8, 2021

#15

When someone asks if my twins were natural my answer is no, they’re robots.
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) June 4, 2022

#16

A little boy at the park ran away from my twins and promptly told his mom, “they scare me cause there’s two of them!!” Same, buddy, same.
— Shit I tell my toddler (@Toddler_talkin) August 26, 2023

#17

Me: *calls doctors surgery* hi can I make an appt for my twins?

Her: can I take boy twin’s date of birth?

Me: *gives date*

Her: can I take girl twin’s date of birth?

Me:

Her:

Me:

Her: hello? Can I have the other twin’s date of birth?

Me:

Her:

Me:

Her:

Me:
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) December 17, 2018

#18

one time i got a phone call from school telling me that the twins had switched places and were going to the other one’s math period for like 3 days

when they got home i asked them why they did it and one of them said “he said it was easy to tell us apart i guess not though”

😂 https://t.co/gFLreIgl7R
— Shea Serrano (@SheaSerrano) August 11, 2023

#19

My toddler gave a warm welcome to my husband’s twin brother this weekend. And by warm welcome I mean he called him Daddy.
— Parenting Presently (The Mom Hack) (@presentparent_) February 19, 2024

#20

I’m directing a psychological thriller called my twins are running against each other for student council.
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) September 21, 2023

#21

My husband doesn’t see the hilarious irony that he sent our identical twins to school in matching sweatshirts that say, “Be Unique!” on the front and now I’m questioning who I married.
— Shit I tell my toddler (@Toddler_talkin) January 11, 2024

#22

I went to a 7-year-old’s birthday party because he’s a classmate of my 6-year-old. I was confused because I kept seeing the child everywhere, popping up in every corner.

Finally my kid said, “Mom, you should know he has a brother that looks JUST LIKE HIM.”

Twins. They’re twins.
— Kiss my Fat Ash🍑 (@Tobi_Is_Fab) February 25, 2024

#23

My 2.5yo goes to daycare with identical twins named Maria and Aurelia but she calls them Maria and "More Maria"
— Elise Shanbacker (@lizziellen) March 18, 2022

#24

Omg!!! My son met twins named Juan Carlos and Carlos Andres. He called them Juan Carlos and two carlos.
— THEE Kimberly Taylor 💛 (@kimtfiu) March 18, 2022

#25

I believe that 1/3rd of the twin population is actually living as their sibling and don’t know it. Like they got switched during bath time and never went back.
— Sneaker S*ge Knight (@JerLisa_Nicole) April 7, 2024

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