Top 20 Best Tweets From Funny and Relatable Mom Katie D.

My dad told my daughter she was the best duster ever then leaned in to me and whispered “if you tell kids they’re amazing at the chore they don’t bitch about doing it” and suddenly I’m questioning if I really was the most amazing weed-puller he ever saw

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 18, 2024

Told my daughter to be cool while we smuggled snacks into the movie theater and she started crying because “the police officers will get us”. She’s not cut out for a life of crime.

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) December 28, 2021

Until the day I die I will think of the 90s as 10 years ago

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) April 9, 2022

My daughter complained to her grandparents that I never make her clam chowder so when she left their house today she was the new owner of three giant tupperwares full of homemade clam chowder and a smug smile

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) December 17, 2023

The more I hear murder victims on shows described as “popular, out-going, and loving life” the safer I feel

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 15, 2023

*daughter writes note* your the worst mom ever

Me: it’s *you’re*

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) August 4, 2022

I’ve been teaching my daughter to sneak candy into the theater, like any good parent would, but when she pulled a pack of deli ham out of her bag I realized I’ve created a monster

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) August 11, 2023

McDonald’s forgot the chicken nuggets in my daughter’s happy meal and she said “well I guess this is a sad meal now”

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) June 7, 2022

Don’t let a recipe tell you how much cheese to add, just listen to your heart

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) November 28, 2022

Tried to complain to my mom about the difficulties of raising a stubborn child and her eyes rolled so far back in her head I don’t think they’re ever coming back

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) February 24, 2022

I’m the oldest sibling, or as I like to call it, the rough draft child

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) April 23, 2023

I love being a cat owner. They’re such easy pets to- STOP ATTACKING THE CURTAINS! QUIT EATING THE PLASTIC BAG YOU ALMOST DIED LAST TIME- but like I was saying very low maintenance pets

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) February 17, 2024

I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older and she laughed so hard she cried a little

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) October 17, 2022

It doesn’t count as hoarding if it’s books right?

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) December 21, 2021

Every single time I mow my lawn my neighbor starts mowing his within ten minutes. Do I have a rival dad? Is this war?

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) April 29, 2023

Being a people pleaser and an introvert is so hard because I want people to like me but I also don’t want to talk to them

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) September 23, 2023

I’m personally offended by how far I have to scroll to get to my year of birth now

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) September 19, 2022

The older you get the more deeply you care about the layout of grocery stores

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) June 9, 2023

I can tell how rich you are by how hard it is to find your kitchen garbage

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 21, 2024

Now I get why my mom laughed so hard when I told her I was a full adult at 18

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) February 5, 2023