Top 20 Best Tweets From Funny Mom and Teacher Katie D.

I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older and she laughed so hard she cried a little

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) October 17, 2022

Don’t let a recipe tell you how much cheese to add, just listen to your heart

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) November 28, 2022

Until the day I die I will think of the 90s as 10 years ago

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) April 9, 2022

The more I hear murder victims on shows described as “popular, out-going, and loving life” the safer I feel

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 15, 2023

I’m the oldest sibling, or as I like to call it, the rough draft child

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) April 23, 2023

*daughter writes note* your the worst mom ever

Me: it’s *you’re*

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) August 4, 2022

I don’t know why parents look surprised when they see alcohol in my cart at the store. Your child is in my class, you know what I’m dealing with here

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) February 15, 2022

McDonald’s forgot the chicken nuggets in my daughter’s happy meal and she said “well I guess this is a sad meal now”

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) June 7, 2022

What people think teachers are doing: telling kids what to think

What teachers are actually doing: asking kids not to lick each other

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) April 8, 2022

Tried to complain to my mom about the difficulties of raising a stubborn child and her eyes rolled so far back in her head I don’t think they’re ever coming back

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) February 24, 2022

Daughter, who can clearly see me cleaning the toilet: “Mom do you like being a grownup?”

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) February 6, 2022

The struggle when hungry me has to eat the lunch that healthy me packed

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 28, 2023

Told my daughter to be cool while we smuggled snacks into the movie theater and she started crying because “the police officers will get us”. She’s not cut out for a life of crime.

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) December 28, 2021

It doesn’t count as hoarding if it’s books right?

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) December 21, 2021

Every single time I mow my lawn my neighbor starts mowing his within ten minutes. Do I have a rival dad? Is this war?

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) April 29, 2023

As an introvert I should be entitled to worker’s comp when forced to do team building activities

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) August 20, 2022

I’m personally offended by how far I have to scroll to get to my year of birth now

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) September 19, 2022

I like to keep a corner of my classroom as a safe place for crying or tantrums. Now I just have to make a spot for the kids too

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) August 18, 2022

Now I get why my mom laughed so hard when I told her I was a full adult at 18

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) February 5, 2023

If you leave the house looking awful and think it’s fine because you won’t see anyone, I am here to tell you that you are WRONG

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) July 7, 2022