25 Hilarious Tweets For National Siblings Day

My son has been away all week on a school trip. I asked my daughter: ‘do you miss your brother?’
She looked at me puzzled and said ‘isn’t he in his room?’

ALL week.

— Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی (@ShappiKhorsandi) July 2, 2021

Me to 4 year old: when I come back home you will have a little sister!

Her: ok. I also want a happy meal.

— Laura (@laurawritesit) November 21, 2021

Parents be like "i don't have a favorite child" then use one of your siblings birth dates as a password

— Amos (@amosonokevbagbe) August 19, 2021

6yo (to her crying brother): "It's okay to be sad, sometimes we need to let our feelings out, just let yourself be sad."
Me: "Oh darling, that's so lovely, well done. Why is he crying?"
6yo: "I hit him."#mumlife

— Ellie Hawkes (@elspells13) August 23, 2021

I’m the oldest sibling, or as I like to call it, the rough draft child

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) April 23, 2023

I just heard one of my kids say to her sister, "Hold still. I know what I'm doing."

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go interrupt what I assume is amateur surgery.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 20, 2019

What I said: "Don't kick your sister in the back"

What I meant: "Don't kick your sister"

What she heard: "Kick your sister someplace else"

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 29, 2016

Older siblings: my baby brother

The baby: a 25 year old

— Steve (@thahumorguy) September 30, 2022

Me: where’s your brother?

Daughter: I told him to go hide.

Me: aww are you playing hide and seek?

Daughter: he is.

Me:

Daughter:

Me:

Daughter: don’t worry I’ll find him when my movie’s over.

— NewDadNotes (@NewDadNotes) September 23, 2019

Asking your child to go get their sibling for dinner is just asking them to stand next to you and scream their sibling's name.

— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) June 27, 2018

Overheard in my house: "I'll give you thirteen dollars to stop being my sibling."

— 〰 Just Linda 〰 (@LindaInDisguise) August 11, 2018

I have one intelligent child who is designing a parachute and, putting this as politely as I can, I have another child willing to try the parachute.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) February 25, 2023

No one is as obnoxiously well-behaved as a child whose sibling is getting yelled at.

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) July 27, 2020

Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card and he gives me a $100 gift card.

— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) December 5, 2023

"Please go play with your brother. That's basically the reason we had him."

— Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) May 2, 2016

My husband is volunteer coaching 2nd grade basketball and out of nowhere one of the kids burst into tears. When my husband asked him what was wrong, he said, “I’m just so hungry and I KNOW my brother is just sitting at home eating snacks.”

— Not the Nanny (@not_thenanny) September 26, 2021

Me: my brother is so annoying
Someone else: your brother is annoying

Me: Erm. Excuse me?!?! He is not!

— Jazzybum (@Jazzybumblee) April 20, 2018

Told my kids they had to share a donut and they whipped out a ruler, protractor, scale, and magnifying glass

— DonutHawk (@StruggleDisplay) March 3, 2022

Does your mom says your siblings name before she gets to yours or are you normal ?

— jacky calderon (@jackyc980) June 16, 2020

No measurement is more scientifically precise than when kid siblings are told to split anything equally between them.

— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) May 17, 2021

“what’s it like having a sister?” pic.twitter.com/mNkSOSXZBU

— 𝔲𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔥𝔞🗡 (@cinnamxntxast) November 3, 2017

My 7yo just got mad at his brother and called him ugly, and his brother got really upset about it and started crying.

They’re identical twins.
Identical. Twins.

— Stacey (@nofilterblonde) January 29, 2023

5YO: I’m going to wait for my sister to get home to eat my cookie

Me: That’s so sweet you’re gonna share with her

5YO: I’m not sharing, I just want her to know about it

— Not the Nanny (@not_thenanny) April 23, 2021

I’m a quintuplet. My siblings and I have all grown up playing basketball. This is the result: pic.twitter.com/6ajddCPd7R

— Sam Bova (@sam_bova) July 28, 2020