Top 20 Best Tweets From Funny Mom Paige Kellerman

Today I’m sharing some of my favorite quips from funny mom Paige Kellerman.

In her Instagram bio, Paige describes herself as “Author, Humorist, Eater of Cheesecakes. Not to brag, but I call all four of my kids by the right name almost 50% of the time.”

I mean, I think 50% is pretty impressive for four kids. I called one of my kids the dog’s name the other day LOL.

Anyway, I’ve rounded-up some of her funniest quips for you to enjoy!

You can follow Paige on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.

#1 Haha, I live in the Pacific Northwest, we are that level of pale all year long…
#2 LOL been there. I make my kids do an assembly line car unload after a big Costco trip. And then after driving 45 minutes to Costco, shopping at Costco, driving home, unloading and putting everything away…I’m too tired to actually cook anything!
#3 I am literally amazed at people that do not have TV’s or computers in their house…I mean, I love to read but I need my TV shows too!
#4 Right?? So true! I LOVE bell peppers, even tried (unsuccessfully) to grow them myself…
#5 Pretty much! Although personally I’ve never really been one for parties, even in my 20’s…
#6 LOL…
#7 Sounds about right for a toddler…
#8 Yup. I think I’ve worn jeans like 3 times in the past two years, Covid made me a black leggings fan for life!
#9 I would name mine “Things I found around the house that I have no idea where they belong”…
#10 Me all the way…
#11 Actually, if someone used that as an excuse not to come to my party I’d high five them and be like, “RESPECT!“….
#12 Seriously. People have vastly different definitions of an “easy” meal…
#13 Pretty much…
#14 Oh wow, I guess it really does!
#15 Exactly. I do all my best thinking in the shower!
#16 Ahh, childhood innocence at its best…
#17 Same…
#18 Same…
#19 I still only write grocery lists on paper. I like to have something tangible in my hand throughout the store, the notes app on a phone just isn’t the same…
#20 Why is this so true??

For more laughs from some very funny moms, check out “25 Tweets from the Funniest Moms on the Internet”