20 Parents Confess Their Kids' Most Embarrassing (but hilarious!) Antics

Kids are nothing if not honest. Sometimes that honesty can be a good thing, other times not so much!

From blurting out private information to strangers, to oversharing in public restrooms, life with kids is never a dull moment.

These parents had embarrassing moments, but also had a sense of humor about it.

Hope these bring you some laughs!

Janene

#1

What I said: Please bring your laundry downstairs.

What my son heard: Please drop your laundry from the second floor down into the foyer as I stand at the front door talking to our neighbor so a dirty balled up sock can bounce off my head and into her face.
— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) July 5, 2022

#2

Legit call from the school:

Principal: I just wanted to touch base with you. Your daughter was baiting seagulls into the playground with gummy worms and actually caught one; Like in her arms. It did bite her—not hard, but I needed to inform you that we filed an incident report
— who cares (@DianaG2772) March 8, 2023

#3

[Diner]

Waitress: Cops, and kids 5 and under eat for free

*me, discreetly nudging my 6 year-old*

my 6 year-old: im a police
— 🍁Graham Kritzer (@GrahamKritzer) October 12, 2022

#4

A woman farted in her bathroom stall and my kid said “who was that” and the woman answered “it was me” and I don’t know which one of us felt more embarrassed when it turned out to be our waitress
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) July 31, 2022

#5

My 3yo to the cashier at the grocery store: "My mommy does meth good."

Me: "MATH, I do math good."

*heads home to tidy up for my surprise CPS visit.*
— Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) September 7, 2021

#6

Woman in my train carriage smoothly telling the conductor that her son is travelling free because he’s only four, while the kid repeatedly yells: “BUT I’M NOT FOUR”
— Anita Singh (@anitathetweeter) August 22, 2020

#7

We took our kids out to eat. My 5yo as she put her menu down, "I'll have the chef's special." The waitress with a blank stare, "ummm… we don't have one." My 5yo, "guess it's not a fancy restaurant." My 5yo always putting me on the spot.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) January 25, 2023

#8

7: (stares closely and intently at my face)

Me: Can I help you?

7: Maybe dad can help you shave all that hair on your lip
— kids_kubed 🇨🇦 (@Kids_kubed) February 1, 2021

#9

Thinking about rewatching Little Women and just remembering when we took the then four year old to see it in the theater and near the end she loudly said “I wonder if the dead sister is a skeleton yet”
— Amber Sparks (@ambernoelle) November 23, 2022

#10

We just waited an hour to see our pediatrician. As soon as he walked in my toddler took his hand and pointed to his watch and said “This is a clock.” Which was the most passive aggressive thing I have ever witnessed.
— Cydni Beer (@cydbeer) February 26, 2019

#11

Hats off to the waiter that kept a straight face as my 5yo ordered the vagina for lunch instead of the lasagna.
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) June 22, 2021

#12

Neighbor: Hi buddy, how you doing this morning?

My 3 year old: Good. My mom puts heavy things on me at night so I can’t move or get out of bed.

A weighted blanket. We gave him a weighted blanket.
— Not the Nanny (@not_thenanny) January 27, 2020

#13

I just got a text from my retired neighbor that the cookies my daughter requested are ready.
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) November 15, 2020

#14

My 3 year old calls Flonase "mommy's special nose medicine" and now my neighbor thinks I do cocaine.
— Some Boys' Mother (@someboysmother) February 6, 2020

#15

if you ever have baby fever just hang out with a toddler for a little bit?? this kid in the bagel shop just stared at me for a full minute and then announced to the entire room “I don’t LIKE HER HAIR” parents very apologetic but i’ve made an enemy for life
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) March 20, 2022

#16

First postpartum trip to the playground.

4 year old to her friends and everyone standing nearby: MY MOM FEEDS MY SISTER MILK WITH HER BOOBS.
— Laura (@laurawritesit) December 12, 2021

#17

Me: with a little concealer hopefully no one will see my pimple

Toddler: what’s on your face mommy, can I touch it, HEY EVERYONE LOOK WHAT’S ON MY MOM’S FACE!
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) January 17, 2023

#18

The best part of public restrooms with toddlers is when you sit down they try to visit our "neighbor" in the next stall by crawling under the wall
— Not Another Pinterest Mom (@xennial_mom) April 28, 2019

#19

My daughter just asked me if my boobs were ever round. In case you’re wondering about some of the ways motherhood crushes your soul.
— Rachel Sobel (@whinecheezits) January 23, 2020

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