Friends, meet Candy Elliott, creator of the hilarious Twitter account @sixfootcandy.
I had a lot of laughs browsing through her feed and rounding up her funniest posts on marriage, motherhood, and life in general.
Here are my 20 favorites…hope they bring you some laughs!
Janene
#1 Exactly…
#2 Nothing better than clean sheets and a warm blanket!
#3 I’ll stick to Netflix marathons…
#4 I mean, with the price of avocados, you really gotta stick around for optimal ripeness…
#5 Relatable…
#6 LOL…
#7 Better late than never…
#8 My kids would be suspicious…
#9 My husband is a programmer and can pretty much do anything computer related, so yeah, he’s my tech support!
#10 I have a Lab who used to be a 3 second dog, but now he’s blind so it takes him a little longer to sniff it out!
#11 My husband…
#12 Oh boy…
#13 Or “who was that guy, you know, in that movie with the other guy”?
#14 I pause my show all the time thinking my phone is ringing, but it’s just the TV…
#15 It’s funny because it’s true, poor guys…
#16 Every. Time.
#17 Ha ha ha…
#18 Hot tip…
#19 My mom totally does this too…
#20 Karma…
You can follow Candy Elliott on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.
