20 Hilarious Tweets That Every Parent Can Relate To

if you're struggling with your toddlers now, don't worry. It changes. Not for the good though, it's actually worse. Way worse. like, horrifying. I hope this helps you.

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) July 30, 2021

My favorite thing about being a parent is being told I am wrong constantly by someone who depends on me for food, clothing and shelter

— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) October 27, 2021

I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older and she laughed so hard she cried a little

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) October 17, 2022

A vacation with kids isn’t really a vacation. It’s just parenting in a different location where you don’t know where anything is

— Lottie-pop 🍭 (@Lottie_Poppie) August 8, 2022

80% of parenting is trying not to laugh when you’re supposed to be mad

— Satirical Mommy (@SatiricalMommy) May 18, 2022

I’m writing a fantasy fiction novel about a mom that has a cold and her family does things for themselves while she rests.

— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) November 23, 2022

Let’s get married and have kids so instead of a lazy Saturday morning we can panic because a sports uniform didn’t get put in the dryer.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 1, 2022

Secret to peaceful parenting is to never tell your child the plans for the day

— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) September 16, 2021

if you like starting your day with a 1000 question pop quiz then parenting might be for you

— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) January 24, 2022

A good way to prepare for parenting is to talk to rocks because children have similar listening habits.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) September 29, 2022

Before you spend $200 on birthday party entertainment for your child, I sprayed my son and his friends for 45 minutes with the hose. Rave reviews.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) May 27, 2018

I cleaned out my teen's room and I found 8 plates, 21 utensils, a TV remote, 8 chapsticks, a burner phone and apparently we have a cat.

— 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 (@3sunzzz) April 23, 2022

97% of parenting is just saying "oh wow" to your kid when they do something totally not wow.

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) June 8, 2022

parents of small children wondering when the early morning wake-ups end, my daughter in college sent an emergency text at 6am because she needs a fly swatter for her dorm, so the answer is never

— 🌜🤷‍♂️Dad Moon Rising 🤷‍♂️🌛 (@raoulvilla) October 4, 2022

All parents want is for our kids to go to bed so we can watch a show with bad words in it and eat the hidden snacks.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 30, 2019

Asking your child to go get their sibling for dinner is just asking them to stand next to you and scream their sibling's name.

— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) June 27, 2018

Based on the feedback I’ve been given my biggest failing as a parent is that I’m “not mommy”

— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) October 21, 2022

before becoming a parent i didn't know i could ruin someone's life by providing them with food, water, juice, clothes, entertainment and shelter for free.

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) November 8, 2022

Hey teachers, stop giving my kids homework that includes stuff for me to do. I HAVE ALREADY GRADUATED.

Sincerely, every parent everywhere.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) September 4, 2017

I want my 13 year old to understand how important honesty is but also know that she is 12 when kids eat free.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 10, 2022