#2 Seriously…I never get as much done as I do the days our WiFi goes out!
I read an entire book on my 5 hour flight because I decided not to pay for wifi and now I’m wondering what diseases I could cure if I just gave up on the internet entirely
#4 Ha ha, why is walking back after you bowl so awkward??
looking at people’s faces immediately after they bowl, when they turn around and start walking away from the lane, is the closest we get to looking the human condition in the eye
i was talking to my mom about my old babysitter recently and she just casually mentioned that she was in 6TH GRADE when she was babysitting preschool me. 6TH GRADE!!!!!! i thought she was an adult woman
since i quit vaping and drastically cut down alcohol consumption, my sweet tooth is out of control. i almost never ate dessert before and now im like ah yes the traditional 9am seven layer cake.
In the past month Taylor Swift has continued a world tour, won her 14th Grammy, announced her 11th new album, and watched her boyfriend play in the Super Bowl and I’ve been “getting ready to dust” for the past two weeks.
#10 My daughter was literally just saying this the other day! Guess it’s a thing?
why is that sometimes eggs are the most delectable meal you’ve ever had in your life and then randomly one day they’re an abomination and you have to choke them down like you’re being force-fed
My service to the world is that if I’m in the audience of a presentation and the person speaking makes eye contact with me, I am going to nod encouragingly.
