20 of the Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

Another week and and another round of funny and relatable tweets from parents!

Here are some of my favorite quips from this week.

Wishing you all a great weekend!

Janene

#1 Because dad knows that’s where it will eventually end up anyway!
#2 Ha ha, if my kid said that I would be like, “Go for it!”
#3 I’ve only been to the Midwest once, as a child, and it was Minnesota in December. We went skiing and within the hour my little brother was in the infirmary with frostbite. Midwest winters do not mess around!
#4 “Open your hearts and your wallets” LOL…
#5 Accurate!
#6 Gotta love 5-year-olds!
#7 Every. Single. Year.
#8 It’s one of the mysteries of the universe…
#9 Cinnamon roll kid wins, hands down…
#10 A drum set, glitter, slime, a kazoo. If anyone gives your child these things, they hate you LOL…
#11 Looks like dad should’ve done his research first!
#12 Right?? I swear, the more bells and whistles an appliance has, the shorter the lifespan. My parents appliances in the 70s and 80s lasted my entire childhood…
#13 It’s funny because it’s true!
#14 Ten bucks says she gets interrupted by something else and the coffee gets cold…that’s just mom life!
#15 Aww…also, eww!
#16 That’s hilarious…
#17 Oh, the things that are impressive to a child…
#18 This applies more to me than my kids!
#19 Too cute!!
#20 I feel you, kid, us grown-ups don’t know how to do a lot of things!
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