21 Funny and Relatable Tweets to Celebrate National Potato Day

Ah, National Potato Day. Potatoes, how I love thee, let me count the ways: French fries, mashed potatoes, potato chips, sweet potatoes, hash browns, tater tots, scalloped, roasted – really, is there any bad way to make a potato??

To celebrate Potato Day, I’ve scoured Twitter for the funniest, most spud-loving tweets the internet has to offer.

Grab your favorite bag of chips, get cozy, and enjoy some potato-themed laughs.

Have a great week!

Janene

#1

For dinner I want a baked potato with a side of mashed potatoes and some potato salad and fries
— Kate oh no (@Kateness8) November 11, 2022

#2

In my many years on this planet I’ve learned one very important lesson that I’m going to pass on to you fellas. She can eat your fries. You cannot eat her fries.
— Doc  (@DocAtCDI) February 22, 2022

#3

6-year-old: Can I have French fries for breakfast?

Me: No.

6: But it's Friday.

Me: *reconsiders everything I know about the world*
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 3, 2019

#4

trying the new “baked potato diet.” It’s just eating as many baked potatoes as I want and feeling happy
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) July 26, 2022

#5

Potatoes make french fries, chips, and vodka. It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying.
— The Dad Briefs (@SladeWentworth) July 27, 2018

#6

Sometimes, when a man loves a woman very much, he'll bring her her own fries, even though she said she didn't want any.
— Raw Motherhood (@MetteAngerhofer) October 14, 2021

#7

Are Cape Cod potato chips the best potato chips or am I just from Massachusetts?
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) March 27, 2020

#8

No one in my family takes me seriously when I ask them how many potato courses there will be at Thanksgiving.
— Marissa 💚💛 (@michimama75) November 20, 2022

#9

My potassium is super low and apparently causing heart problems, so I have been prescribed a potato diet, and let me say, this is the best diet.
— Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama) June 11, 2024

#10

you can tell potato chips are healthy and natural when the bag is matte instead of glossy
— lexaprofessional (@queasy_f_bby) December 21, 2020

#11

Nutritionist: Do you eat salad?

Me: Yes, I love potato salad.

Nutritionist: no
— 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 (@3sunzzz) January 9, 2021

#12

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it's fun to not be able to open that drawer.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 15, 2017

#13

My 3yo was crying because her brother told her she smells like a potato. I didn't know how to handle this situation because she kinda does smell like a potato.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) September 13, 2020

#14

The biggest lie I learned in school was that women reach their sexual peak at 40. All 40yo me wants is to scroll my phone and eat my bowl of mashed potatoes
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) February 6, 2023

#15

Wife: *puts on perfume*

4-year-old: Why do you want to smell like flowers?

Wife: What should I smell like?

4: French fries.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 2, 2017

#16

there are certain foods I have enough self control not to buy bc i will eat them like a monster. but if u invite me over & you’ve got french onion dip and potato chips just know u will no longer have either item by the time I leave
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) December 26, 2018

#17

Me, to my 11 yo: What do you want to do for your 12th birthday party in Feb?
Her: I want a Potato Book party
Me: What's that?
Her: Just something I came up with. We serve 6 different types of potatoes, everyone brings their books, and we read.

Genius!
— Natali Simmonds 🔥 MY DAUGHTERS REVENGE out now! (@NJSimmondsbooks) January 16, 2023

#18

My husband threw away my leftover tater tots and I just don’t know how we move on from this.
— Stacey (@skittle624) November 3, 2019

#19

6-year-old: Mashed potatoes make me sad.

Me: Why?

6: They should have been French fries.

Now I'm sad, too.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 6, 2018

#20

The Girl Child went to a potato-themed birthday party for a nine-year-old today and these were the gift bags. I'm dying. pic.twitter.com/OL4woeNjUv
— Lora Senf (@Lora013) June 3, 2023

21 Funny and Relatable Tweets to Celebrate National Potato Day

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#21 And this one, which is perhaps the funniest potato post of all time LOL…

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#21 And this one, which is perhaps the funniest potato post of all time LOL…

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