25 Funny and Relatable Tweets About Summer

Took the family to the beach. We spent 2 hours packing, 3 hours trying to get out the door, 1 hour parking and walking, 30 min at the beach and 3 weeks cleaning out the sand

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) July 15, 2022

My Kid During the School Year: Breakfast, forget to eat lunch at school, small snack, reasonable dinner
My Kid During the Summer: Breakfast suited for hardworking farmers, snack, snack, lunch, 2nd lunch, popsicle, snack, 4 course dinner, dessert, snack, sna-

— Kate | Not Proud of This, Either (@KateWouldHaveIt) June 12, 2018

My three year old’s bowling ball has been making its way down the lane for six days. How is your summer going.

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) June 23, 2018

My kids forgot the name of the game Marco Polo so they are currently playing Mario Luigi at the pool.

— OyVeyLady (@OyVeyLady) June 29, 2022

My daughter has already accused me of ruining summer and she’s been out of school for one day so new record for me

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) June 2, 2023

At the beach and my husband has made friends with the family next to us so now I have to file for divorce

— SpacedMom (@copymama) June 29, 2022

Instructor: Welcome to our Summer with Kids Preparedness class. Our first lesson is how to apply sunscreen. Everyone grab an angry raccoon.

— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) August 2, 2016

It’s so hot I just threw some flour, eggs and milk in the air and a Yorkshire pudding came down.

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) July 18, 2022

"One two three four. One two three… oh crap. Wait, there she is. One two three four."

-Me relaxing with all my kids at the pool

— Paige Kellerman (@PaigeKellerman) June 7, 2016

No one is full of more false hope than a parent bringing a chair to the beach.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 28, 2018

My wife: How does a summer road trip with the kids sound?

Me: Sounds like we had a good run.

— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) June 3, 2022

Me: My daughters are fighting non stop this summer.
Parent with sons: My boys tore off our garage door yesterday and painted 1/5 of our house orange.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 19, 2022

i don’t care how old you are, summer break should be for everyone. no work, just popsicles and slip n slides

— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) June 6, 2022

It’s her summer break so I woke my 11 year old daughter up at 5:15 this morning. I’ve been waiting for this revenge since she was 4.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 6, 2018

me: omg I cannot WAIT for summer

also me: omg I’m soooo hot I am DYING

— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) April 14, 2023

My summer plans include rating 17 million pool handstands “on a scale of 1-10” even though they are all pretty much 4s

— The 21st Century SAHM (@21stcenturysahm) June 6, 2022

Me every summer: I don’t remember it being this hot last summer

— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) August 1, 2020

I used to think I would be a cool laid back dad then my kids left the back door open when it was 97° outside.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 17, 2022

If anyone needs to reach me I’ll be at my summer home. Which also happens to be my spring, fall and winter home

— eLeni (@eleniZarro) July 11, 2022

[at the beach, about to get in the ocean]

"but i don't want my stuff stolen"

*covers it with towel*

"ok now it's safe"

— the hype (@TheHyyyype) July 11, 2017

5-year-old: *gets out of the pool*

Me: You look tired.

5: It's a lot of work to stay alive.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 19, 2017

Sleeping in the summer is hard – because blankets are too warm, but without them I'm vulnerable to monsters.

— Miss Leah 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 (@LeahsLounge) July 4, 2022

You can always count on me to bring my famous recipe of "bag of ice" to your summer cookout.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) May 24, 2019

My favorite summer activity is called “friends with pools who live within a 5-mile radius.”

— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) June 26, 2024

If you have kids under the age of 6 and fun plans this summer, DO NOT tell them about the fun plans until you are literally arriving at the plans. Pulling up to the gate.

— sarah (@sarahradz_) June 12, 2024