I was scrolling through Twitter recently and saw a funny tweet from an account called “Mom Jeans”.
I headed over to her feed and found a ton of funny, viral tweets I thought you guys would appreciate. Kelley’s quips about parenting and life in general are honest, sassy and relatable.
Here are my 20 favorites, hope they add some laughs to your day!
Janene
#1 This is my husband, the one-trip wonder…
#2 Sounds like something I would say!
#3 This is hilarious, which usually means it is going to offend a bunch of people…
#4 Right?? The shower is where I get all my best comebacks…usually days after I could’ve used them!
#5 Relatable. Every piece of fruit I ever packed for my youngest child came home, because she “doesn’t like to eat juicy things at school.”
#6 And the older you get, the more mysterious bruises appear!
#7 Can we just collectively agree on no more Mondays?
#8 Sounds lovely, but ain’t nobody got time for that LOL…
#9 OMG hahahahahah…
#10 Me, every day…
#11 Sounds about right…
#12 Among other things…
#13 Oh, wow I haven’t thought about that game in years!
#14 Shocking…
#15 Same…
#16 LOL…
#17 Actually, first they sit in bags in my house for a week. Then they do a little stint in the garage. Then to the trunk of the car where they travel far and wide before finally being dropped off at the donation center…
#18 Yikes…
#19 That’s what the “chair” is for, or in my case, the bench next to our bed…
#20 Ok, now that’s one I haven’t heard before! Check out some very creative lies here: “22 Funny Tweets About The Childhood Lies We All Believed“
You can follow the funny Mom Jeans on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok.
