25 of the Funniest Tweets About Kids and the Tooth Fairy

My oldest child’s tooth tooth fairy was pretty on top of her game. Left her a cute little pillow with a pocket for her tooth, and always showed up when she was supposed to.

Fast forward 10 years and my poor third child’s tooth fairy wasn’t quite up to par. Elaborate excuses a mile long as to why she forgot to come, a couple of times I even saw her swipe a couple of bucks from my daughter’s own piggy back when she didn’t have any bills smaller than a $20.

But that’s between you, me, and the Tooth Fairy LOL.

I’ve rounded up some funny posts about kids and their teeth…hope they bring you some smiles!

#1

6-year-old: I didn't lose any teeth today.

Me: So?

6: I won't make any money from the tooth fairy.

Me: That's okay.

6: I'll have to get a job.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 23, 2018

#2

help my husband who usually does bedtime is out of town & the 8-year-old out of nowhere said he knows we're the tooth fairy because his friend gets $6/tooth and he only gets $2 & the only variable is the different parents & i panicked and said maybe the friend has better teeth
— Vauhini Vara (@vauhinivara) May 9, 2023

#3

Sometimes a tooth falls out right before bedtime, and this is outside of the tooth fairy's normal retrieval window because she needs to go to the bank
— meghan (@deloisivete) July 29, 2024

#4

My daughter asked me if the tooth fairy would only give money for *her* teeth and I’m a little concerned
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) May 2, 2024

#5

“Mama, can we Google a picture of the Tooth Fairy sitting on her pile of teeth that she’s collected?” – My 6yo unlocking a nightmare I never knew I had
— Mediocre Mom (@MediocreMamaa) March 31, 2024

#6

My daughter is asking the tooth fairy for $100, “because I really liked that tooth.”
😂
— Mara Thee Reporter (@marascampo) January 31, 2021

#7

My kid wants to earn money to go on a pricey school trip next year and asked if the tooth fairy gives money for other body parts.
— krista pacion (@kristabellerina) June 23, 2024

#8

My 7 yr old wrote a letter to the tooth fairy yesterday. He hasn’t lost a tooth yet, nor does he have any loose teeth. He just wanted to introduce himself.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) January 30, 2020

#9

Just learned our 9y/o did an experiment on us. Lost tooth, told no one for 3d, kept tooth under his pillow. No $. Then he tells us he lost the tooth, next night there is money under his pillow. Then confronted us with his scientific evidence that the tooth fairy isn't real.
— Rogue Dad, M.D. (@RogueDadMD) April 23, 2018

#10

My 5 yo lost her first tooth and wanted to bring her tooth fairy swag to school to flex on her friends. This included the white “fairy dust” (baking soda). So, I sent my kid into preschool with a little bag of white powder for show and tell. Follow me for more parenting tips.
— Rachel Sobel (@whinecheezits) March 29, 2022

#11

The 8 yr old just asked why the tooth fairy doesn’t just dig up dead people to get teeth.
— Heather (@henmack) August 18, 2020

#12

My 6-year-old lost a tooth.

She woke up when I snuck into her room.

Now she thinks the tooth fairy left her money but I stole it.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 31, 2016

#13

Pro parenting tip: if the tooth fairy writes a letter for the first tooth with fancy handwriting, be prepared to maintain that for several years. Know what you’re getting into.
— Rachel Vindman 🇺🇸🦅🌻 (@natsechobbyist) December 3, 2020

#14

My kid lost a tooth and plans to put it under her pillow tonight so the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy can meet and hopefully make a love connection and I am HERE FOR IT
— SpacedMom (@copymama) April 3, 2021

#15

11 lost a tooth the other day. He threw his tooth in the garbage, walked over to my wallet and took out $2.

He's a better tooth fairy than I ever was.
— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) June 9, 2021

#16

The substitute tooth fairy left too much money and now the regular tooth fairy is mad because I doubled our expenses and we have a lot of teeth left to go.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 20, 2018

#17

6yo, sniffing all of her money, waves one dollar and says, “oh yeah, this one smells like the tooth fairy”
— Brooke Breit (@brookebreit) October 8, 2022

#18

Coaching softball is wild because you get to call timeouts to teach valuable life lessons or sometimes just because your pitcher lost her tooth and she needs you to hold it for the Tooth Fairy.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) August 10, 2021

#19

The extreme amount of stress I feel when crawling into my sleeping child’s room to leave tooth fairy money proves I could never make it as a spy
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) June 25, 2023

#20

Personal news: After years of flawless service, the Tooth Fairy hit a rough patch this week. pic.twitter.com/JaDAakpvxA
— Laurel Rosenhall (@LaurelRosenhall) April 7, 2021

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#23 The “Not to be hard” part had me laughing…

#24

7-year-old: How do you get money when you don't have any more teeth for the tooth fairy?

Me: You work.

7: That's a terrible idea.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 24, 2019

25 of the Funniest Tweets About Kids and the Tooth Fairy

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#23 The “Not to be hard” part had me laughing…

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For more laughs, check out: “Out of the Mouths of Babes: 25 Hilarious Quips From Kids”

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#23 The “Not to be hard” part had me laughing…

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For more laughs, check out: “Out of the Mouths of Babes: 25 Hilarious Quips From Kids”

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