20 of the Funniest Tweets About Kids and the Tooth Fairy

My daughter is asking the tooth fairy for $100, “because I really liked that tooth.”
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— Mara Thee Reporter (@marascampo) January 31, 2021

help my husband who usually does bedtime is out of town & the 8-year-old out of nowhere said he knows we're the tooth fairy because his friend gets $6/tooth and he only gets $2 & the only variable is the different parents & i panicked and said maybe the friend has better teeth

— Vauhini Vara (@vauhinivara) May 9, 2023

My 7 yr old wrote a letter to the tooth fairy yesterday. He hasn’t lost a tooth yet, nor does he have any loose teeth. He just wanted to introduce himself.

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) January 30, 2020

Just learned our 9y/o did an experiment on us. Lost tooth, told no one for 3d, kept tooth under his pillow. No $. Then he tells us he lost the tooth, next night there is money under his pillow. Then confronted us with his scientific evidence that the tooth fairy isn't real.

— Rogue Dad, M.D. (@RogueDadMD) April 23, 2018

My 5 yo lost her first tooth and wanted to bring her tooth fairy swag to school to flex on her friends. This included the white “fairy dust” (baking soda). So, I sent my kid into preschool with a little bag of white powder for show and tell. Follow me for more parenting tips.

— Rachel Sobel (@whinecheezits) March 29, 2022

The 8 yr old just asked why the tooth fairy doesn’t just dig up dead people to get teeth.

— Heather (@henmack) August 18, 2020

My 6-year-old lost a tooth.

She woke up when I snuck into her room.

Now she thinks the tooth fairy left her money but I stole it.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 31, 2016

Pro parenting tip: if the tooth fairy writes a letter for the first tooth with fancy handwriting, be prepared to maintain that for several years. Know what you’re getting into.

— Rachel Vindman 🌻 (@natsechobbyist) December 3, 2020

My kid lost a tooth and plans to put it under her pillow tonight so the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy can meet and hopefully make a love connection and I am HERE FOR IT

— SpacedMom (@copymama) April 3, 2021

11 lost a tooth the other day. He threw his tooth in the garbage, walked over to my wallet and took out $2.

He's a better tooth fairy than I ever was.

— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) June 9, 2021

The substitute tooth fairy left too much money and now the regular tooth fairy is mad because I doubled our expenses and we have a lot of teeth left to go.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 20, 2018

6yo, sniffing all of her money, waves one dollar and says, “oh yeah, this one smells like the tooth fairy”

— Brooke Breit (@brookebreit) October 8, 2022

Coaching softball is wild because you get to call timeouts to teach valuable life lessons or sometimes just because your pitcher lost her tooth and she needs you to hold it for the Tooth Fairy.

— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) August 10, 2021

The extreme amount of stress I feel when crawling into my sleeping child’s room to leave tooth fairy money proves I could never make it as a spy

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) June 25, 2023

Personal news: After years of flawless service, the Tooth Fairy hit a rough patch this week. pic.twitter.com/JaDAakpvxA

— Laurel Rosenhall (@LaurelRosenhall) April 7, 2021

7-year-old: How do you get money when you don't have any more teeth for the tooth fairy?

Me: You work.

7: That's a terrible idea.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 24, 2019