Another week and and another round of funny and relatable tweets from parents!
Here are some of my favorite quips from this week.
Wishing you all a great weekend!
Janene
#1 Time to find a new job, I guess!
#2 And that’s what you get for trying to explain Shakespeare to a 5-year-old, I guess, LOL…
#3 If I ate 50 pizza rolls, I feel like I might die…
#4 Mine are from searching for my phone…
#5 I feel this one. My three kids are all too old for the kids menu and taking five people to dinner has gotten ridiculously expensive, no matter where we go…
#6 I’m gonna use that line next time someone in my family asks me for something LOL…
#7 And then he billed her $400…
#8 Kids are hilarious…
#9 Kids just do not care LOL…
#10 Sounds about right…
#11 Ha ha ha, older brother trying to be all cool, but clearly they both don’t know who Beyonce is!
#12 I mean, it’s kind of impressive the kid knew how to shut off the water, just sayin’…
#13 Legend would be correct. My husband hates balloons because he says there’s no good ending when you give a kid a balloon – either it pops or flies away and everybody ends up crying.
#14 Yeah, water will do that LOL…
#15 Enjoy it while it lasts…
#16 Good luck, buddy…
#17 This is true…
#18 The only math I’m good at…
#19
#20 I love when kids make up names for things (I have a whole post about it below!)