25 Hilarious Tweets For Some Back-to-School Laughs

As summer fades and the school bells ring once again, there’s one thing we can always count on: some back to school laughs from funny parents of Twitter.

Whether you’re a student, a teacher, or a parent, I hope these 25 funny quips will have you laughing and relating!

The below meme sums up the season nicely LOL…

#1

Me: How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Okay.

Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better.

5: I have to go back?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 12, 2019

#2

Settle down, school picture day packages. I don't need a body pillow with my son's face embroidered on it for $400.
— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) September 30, 2016

#3

It’s the night before the first day of school, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring—

SCHOOL EMAIL: ONE MORE THING
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) August 18, 2021

#4

Got to my daughter’s elementary school an hour early so I could be 12th in line for pickup.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 30, 2021

#5

I asked my son what time he wanted me to wake him up on the 1st day of school:

"6:30, so I have enough time to shower & cry."
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) August 8, 2022

#6

Forgot to post a picture to social media of my kids on their first day of school. Do they have to repeat the year now, or what happens?
— Unfiltered Mama 💗✌️ (@UnfilteredMama) August 28, 2018

#7

Annual back to school reminder that buying rose art crayons is not ok.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 28, 2022

#8

I love my kids, but not make back to school signs love them.
— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) August 11, 2022

#9 Remember how carefully you chose that first day of school outfit?? Good times.

Just thinking back to my first day of 6th grade when I wore jeans and a sweater to school even though it was 96° because they were my new back to school clothes.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 31, 2021

#10

Me: Hurry up or you'll be late for school.

7-year-old: Why would that make me go faster?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 22, 2017

#11

The kids are asking for fun shaped sandwiches for their back-to-school lunches and I’m so flattered they’ve mistaken me for the kind of mother who would do that
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) August 8, 2023

#12

Crayons: come in boxes of 8, 24, 64, or 96

School supply list: box of 18 crayons
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) July 30, 2021

#13

We have an emergency! Tomorrow is the first day of school and we don't have a little chalkboard for our kids to hold for the FB photos.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 31, 2017

#14 I’m Gen X so all my friends were named Lisa or Jennifer LOL…

My daughter is stoked about starting a new school this year so she can meet new friends like “Bobby, Brenda or Lisa” and I’m excited, too, because I didn’t realize we were sending her to 4th grade in 1965.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) August 23, 2021

#15

Parenting tip: After your first child is born, go buy 20 years worth of poster board. This will save you countless 10:00 PM trips to CVS.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) May 24, 2014

#16

Is there a secret store that sells full length shirts for girls starting middle school or do we just have to make our own?
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 27, 2022

#17

Thanks to whoever make the decision to schedule school pictures right after recess on a super hot day. My son looks like he requires immediate medical attention.
— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) September 30, 2022

#18

My kids are late to their first day of school because I don’t want to give their teachers the wrong impression of us by being on time
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) August 28, 2023

#19

Got a call from my son’s preschool today. I had to go pick him up early because he *checks notes* gave himself a headache dancing too hard in music class.
— Mediocre Mom (@MediocreMamaa) March 28, 2023

#20

Ordered new coats for my kids and for convenience I had them shipped directly to their school’s lost and found section
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) August 28, 2024

#21

Back to school next week should be a snap. My teens only have to get up 5 hours earlier.
— Mary (@AnniemuMary) August 13, 2018

#22

why can’t there be a school picture package with only 1 big picture and 3 medium ones? has anyone in existence used up 52 wallet sized pics of their kids?
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) September 15, 2021

#23

I asked my daughter what she wanted to wear for her back to school outfit and she said “darkness”
— Amber Sparks (@ambernoelle) August 15, 2024

#24

My fourth grader is having a rough start to the school year. He's not having fun because "there are no troublemakers in the class" and thus the days aren't "spicy enough." Please pray for him.
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) August 29, 2024

#25

I had a family show up fifteen minutes late to my Back-to-School meet and greet. As they walk through my classroom door, the little boy says, “We’re late because my dad had to poop.”
— Michelle 🍎 (@michelleDbelle) August 11, 2024

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#9 Remember how carefully you chose that first day of school outfit?? Good times.

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#14 I’m Gen X so all my friends were named Lisa or Jennifer LOL…

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