25 Tweets That Are Hilariously Relatable to Anyone Over 40

“To me old age is always fifteen years older than I am.” – Bernard Baruch

Well, ain’t that the truth! My mom had me when she was 21 and I remember when I was a teenager, I thought she was soooo old. It wasn’t until I had kids of my own that I realized when I was a teenager my mom was in her 30’s LOL. Now I’m at the age where I call 30 year olds “kids”.

I’ve rounded up some funny tweets for you about getting older…enjoy!

Janene

#1

My young coworkers asked me to show them pictures of me in high school. I said I’d go home and dig some out. They said “can’t you just look on your phone?”

And I laughed and laughed and laughed and then cried.
— Emotional Support GOAT🐐 (@SwissArmyWife00) June 7, 2022

#2

I am in Target. I am trying to buy a photo album. I asked where they might be. Worker did not know what a photo album was. I said it was a place to keep pictures. He sent me to the tech aisle. He assumed I wanted memory to store more pictures on my phone. I am 1 billion years old
— Monica Hesse (@MonicaHesse) March 29, 2023

#3

I’m at the age that not finding parking for an event is enough to make me go home.
— Gregory Williams (@EllingtonSoul) August 28, 2022

#4

I’ve reached the age where I respond to your 10:37 PM text at 6:05 the next morning.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 26, 2017

#5

Someone asked me what I did this weekend like I’m some sort of mountain climber.

I’m 50 years old Conner, I was on a heating pad eating nachos.
— Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux) November 8, 2022

#6 My kids make fun of me every time I do this…I just say, “Oh, you wait! Your time will come!”

One minute you're young and fun. And the next, you're turning down the stereo in your car to see better.
— Stefanos Tsitsipas (@steftsitsipas) February 13, 2022

#7

Reached the age where I can’t tell if I sustained an injury or that’s just how I am now.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) April 28, 2018

#8

One day you’re young and carefree; the next you’re like, “Is that a tufted titmouse at my bird feeder?!”
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) May 23, 2022

#9

when you get older 45% of sleeping is laying in bed and deciding whether to get up and pee or try to fall back asleep
— 🌜🤷‍♂️ 🤯🎃Dad Moon Rising🎃🤯 🤷‍♂️🌛 (@raoulvilla) November 1, 2022

#10

11-year-old: This song is so old.

Me: No, it's not. It's from 2002.

11: Dad, that was 20 years ago.

Me: Don't hurt me like that.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 9, 2022

#11 My husband, every time we drive through his home town: “This was all orange groves, you know. Not even a stop sign.”

I’m at that age where we drive through a busy intersection and I tell you I remember when it was just a stop sign and all this was empty fields.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 20, 2020

#12

Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology but now anytime I see something new I’m like “I’m not learning that.”
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) September 18, 2020

#13

I’m at the age now where I can do a daytime activity or a nighttime activity but I can’t, under any circumstance, do both.
— BigKidProblems (@BigKidProblems) April 16, 2021

#14

Reached that age where everything I think happened 2-3 years ago really happened in 2003.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 10, 2021

#15

You know you’re getting OLD… When you’re looking for your Reading glasses EVERYWHERE…… And you’re wearing em.
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) November 8, 2021

#16

I’m not saying I’m old, I’m just saying that my dinner time and bed time are getting dangerously close to each other.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) October 26, 2022

#17

Reached the age where sleeping with the wrong pillow feels like I fell out of a 12th story window.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 5, 2020

#18

Just so you know… When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago
— Suzy (@suzy_sampson) January 10, 2022

#19

I’m at the age where my car’s heated seats have evolved from being a simple luxury to a vital part of my health care routine.
— The Mom at Law® (@TheMomAtLaw) October 26, 2020

#20

I thought I was just really tired but it's been 5 years so I guess this is how I look now.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) September 11, 2014

#21

KID: *falls out of tree* I'm fine
ADULT: *sleeps on neck a little strangely* I have to turn my whole body to look at you for the next week
— batkaren (@batkaren) December 17, 2015

#22 OMG a girl can only dream…

I'm at the age where I finally understand why anyone would be happy to win a new appliance package on The Price is Right.
— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) November 1, 2017

#23

Me as a kid: *Thinks my grandma is weird because she wakes up at 4 AM and talks to imaginary animal friends in her yard.*

Me a few decades later, standing at my window at 4 AM talking to the bird in my yard: “Looks like we’re in for some nice weather today, Gus.”
— The Mom at Law® (@TheMomAtLaw) August 1, 2019

#24

You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking “I might as well pee while I’m here”
— Christina Novelli (@MissCNovelli) January 20, 2018

#25 LOL “Drank water too hard”…

As you get older, you begin to suffer the occasional series of increasingly humiliating micro-injuries.
"How did you hurt yourself?"
I slept wrong.
While I was driving, I happened to yawn while checking my blind spot.
I drank water too hard.
— Jared C. Wilson (@jaredcwilson) October 9, 2020

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#6 My kids make fun of me every time I do this…I just say, “Oh, you wait! Your time will come!”

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#11 My husband, every time we drive through his home town: “This was all orange groves, you know. Not even a stop sign.”

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#22 OMG a girl can only dream…

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#25 LOL “Drank water too hard”…

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