20 Funny Tweets About Married Life

Here’s a little collection of the funniest, most relatable marriage quips I’ve come across in October of 2023.

Hope these bring you some laughs!

Janene

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#4 Ha ha, this is me but with blankets! Every time my husband and I go to Costco and he sees me reach out to feel a throw blanket he’s like “Please, please keep walking” LOL…
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For more laughs on married life, check out: “20 Funny Memes About Marriage That Have Wives Everywhere Laughing”