Top 20 Funny and Relatable Tweets About Marriage in October 2023

Here’s a little collection of the funniest, most relatable marriage quips I’ve come across in October of 2023.

Hope these bring you some laughs!

Janene

#1 They breathe a sigh of relief…
#2 Relatable…
#3 Right?? There’s not enough memory on my iPhone for that…
#4 Ha ha, this is me but with blankets! Every time my husband and I go to Costco and he sees me reach out to feel a throw blanket he’s like “Please, please keep walking” LOL…
#5 Sounds like a good plan…
#6 Oh boy, someone is in trouble…
#7 I mean, I just wear my regular clothes to restaurants?
#8 Because we are the keeper of all the things…
#9 So young, but so wise…
#10 May the odds be ever in your favor…
#11 Honestly, this is something I would totally do…
#12 LOL…
#13 Naturally…
#14 Oh boy…
#15 Ha ha ha…
#16 His medal will be forthcoming…
#17 At least men have pockets!
#18 Rookie mistake…
#19 I mean, he technically did as she asked…
#20 Oh yes, we all know who is who!
For more laughs on married life, check out: “20 Funny Memes About Marriage That Have Wives Everywhere Laughing”