25 Funny Posts From Parents

I’ve spent the last couple hours doing a deep clean of my 8yo daughter’s bedroom and all I want is 20 minutes alone in a room with the person who invented glitter.

— Dinah (@dinahaddie) June 1, 2025

I let my teens have their friends/ whoever they’re dating over to our house to hang out like pretty much whenever they ask because it causes them to clean our house & their rooms at a standard I wasn’t even aware they were capable of.

— Irreverent Reverend ✊🏼🙏🏼 (@TheAmberPicota) October 23, 2023

Picked my oldest up from school an hour early, unplanned, with McDonald’s, because the video game he wanted for his birthday next week dropped today and I spent all morning downloading it and I couldn’t wait.

He better put me in the *nicest* nursing home someday.

— Meg St-Esprit (@MegStEsprit) October 24, 2023

three year old heard us talking about social security numbers. asked what his is. i said: ill tell you, but you cant tell anyone. he agreed. i told him his social security number is 9. twenty three minutes later he told the mailman.

— owen cyclops (@owenbroadcast) June 2, 2025