20 of the Funniest Quips From Women This Week

It’s actually just a coincidence that working out in the morning, reading a physical book before bed, & eating vegetables regularly makes me feel good. Much like the coincidence of a stomachache following my weekly Movie Theater Popcorn Dinner

— Meg (@megannn_lynne) June 3, 2025

put clothes away for 5 Minutes. time to reward my self with an hour of screen time

— des :3 (@desdotjs) June 2, 2025

“I could see myself living here” me in a different city for more than 24 hours

— perfume&prose (@Brieyonce) June 1, 2025

you should be able to call the ice cream truck like an uber

— ugh (@ughfinewhatever) June 1, 2025

Went to high five someone who was actually just trying to wave a mosquito away. My soul left my body.

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) June 1, 2025

Helping my 9yo pack for our trip and teaching him the proper clothing ratio: 6 shirts, 3 pants, 27 pairs of underwear

— meghan (@deloisivete) June 7, 2025

one of my favorite stories ever is when my friend’s mom tried to use a PG version of a common phrase around us bc we were 10 but she accidentally said “when the shit hits the you-know-what”

— trash jones (@jzux) June 1, 2025