You guys probably already know that Simon Holland is one of the funniest, most relatable dads on the internet.
And he has so many great tweets about Christmas in particular, it seemed they deserved their very own post.
Here are my favorite 20 to get you in the holiday spirit…enjoy!!
#1 All men should heed this very important advice…
#2 I mean, is it really even Christmas season unless you’re angry at a string of lights??
#3 I am team Air Fryer…makes the best french fries ever. And cinnamon sugar donuts from a can of biscuits…that alone is worth it! (which is a recipe YOU guys told me about so THANKS for that!!)
#4 Aww, I remember those days…you can always spot a tree decorated by toddlers!
#5 LOL…
#6 They are talking to my husband, I think…
#7 Truth…
#8 Dads are so serious about their thermostat temps…
#9 But really, I’m a bad enough wrapper as it is and thin, cheap paper makes it so much worse!
#10 Super weird because Santa should also know that my son hates Reeses Peanut Butter Trees but for some reason he gets one every year as well. And the sweet child gives it to me, go figure…
#11 One thing I do not miss about my kids being little…
#12 Seriously…
#13 We all have our little pile of wrapping paper scraps…
#14 Oh boy, I bet his wife is not happy about that!
#15 I have yet to learn this lesson…
#16 And for parents of young kids, that scene will last all of 5 minutes LOL…
#17 Aww, somebody needs to buy this for Simon…
#18 I feel you…
#19 It’s funny because it’s true!
#20 Seriously! The holidays may be fun, but I have never, ever found them to be relaxing…
