21 Hilarious Tweets About Four-Year-Olds That Will Have You Rolling

From the other room: *crash*

4 year old yelling ominously: It's ok to make mistakes!

— Laura (@laurawritesit) February 2, 2022

My 4yo was watching TV with her talking baby doll. She moved slightly and the doll said "I'm hungry, mommy!"

So my 4yo gets annoyed and says "Ugh! Again?!"

Then gets up, walks to her play kitchen, grabs a banana and throws it at the baby.

Grandkids might not be in my future.

— Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) September 30, 2019

My 4 year old, listening to my heart beat with his toy stethoscope, says, "I have bad news for you. I'm pretty sure there are a ton of bats in there."

— Jaime Berry (@jaime_berry3) March 24, 2021

“You knew what you were getting into when you had children”

Did I? Did I know that I’d be arguing with a 4yo that we don’t lick peoples feet? DID I KNOW THAT?

— Be Kind Of Witty (@bekindofwitty) January 25, 2022

My 4yo pretended she was a hired cleaner yesterday as. As she helped me clean she asked if I had any kids. After telling her about my 2 I asked if she had any of her own. Turns out she has 5 kids and has been married to a man named Carlin for 30 years. You think you know someone.

— Mummy Dear (@ThatMummyLife) November 14, 2022

My favourite kid I ever taught when I was a swim teacher was this little 4-year-old Italian boy. One time he sneezed and nobody said anything so he just went “what? No bless yous for Giacomo?”

— Philipp Kostelecky (@CheeseCakePCK) March 14, 2022

Four-year-old had one last quick question before bed, the question was "How does the human body work?"

— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) January 28, 2022

The 4 yr old is wandering the house in a life jacket, crying b/c it's clipped. He also cried when I unclipped it.

We don't even own a boat.

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) July 18, 2017

Every Father’s Day I think about the time I jokingly asked my 4 year-old daughter if she was going to get me a “World's Best Dad” mug. “Nope,” she said gravely. “I haven’t met all the dads in the world.”

— RM (@dorsalstream) June 16, 2019

i asked my 4 year old if she had fun at her birthday party and she was like “no. I like alone time.” same girl

— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) April 23, 2022

I'm staying in a house where the parents let their four-year-old name the cats. The cats are called Mr Hello and Dave.

— Caspar Salmon (@CasparSalmon) July 22, 2018

4yo starts to meltdown because I flushed the toilet instead of her (major faux pas). Then as tears brim over her eyelids, she takes a deep breath and says, “life is more important than toilets”

Life is more important than toilets, y’all.

— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) March 4, 2021

asked my 4 year old if she knew what “passion” meant and she said oh yes I have a passion! and I said that’s amazing babe what is your passion?! and she said… “bandaids.”

— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) September 3, 2022

Me: What do you want for a snack?

4-year-old: Spaghetti.

Me: That's not a snack.

4: It is if you just make a little bit.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 17, 2018

My son proposed to his fiancée about six months ago and she said yes. They’re super happy, we love her family too. I just found out today that another girl is in love with him and plans to propose next week…. should I say anything? Oh and also, he’s 4. They’re all 4.

— the luckiest penny. (@aSouthernPenny) February 20, 2021

i asked my four year old why she wouldn’t clean up her play- doh and she said “it doesn’t make my heart happy” like ok marie kondo u win

— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) April 30, 2022

Self-confidence is my four year old asking me to turn off the ceiling fan so he can show me how high he jumps.

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) July 1, 2020

babysitting and the four year old asked why i’m getting married. told her bc i’m in love and i’m gonna make cute babies like her. she straight up looked at my face and said “don’t ever bring your gross babies into my nice house”

— angry deer (@_neckbread) January 12, 2019

My 4yo talks a lot of smack for someone wearing crocs on the wrong feet.

— No Idea: Daddy Blog (@byclintedwards) May 22, 2018

Wife: *putting on makeup*

4-year-old: Is that your Halloween costume?

Wife: What?

4: You look like an angel.

I need to take notes.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 13, 2018

My four year old is watching Toy Story for the first time ever and he just whispered to himself, “Alive toys… I knew it.”

— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) February 8, 2018