If you’re feeling like it’s already been a long week, take a little humor break with these 20 tweets that made me laugh.
Wishing you a good rest of the week!
Janene
#1
spending money is too easy, for my bank account’s sake i need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before i buy something
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) August 12, 2024
#2
I was laying on the couch and my wife walked by with a hammer, tape measure and a level but didn’t say a word to me. This is a test, right?
— Dadof2Boys (@Dadof2crazyboys) November 16, 2022
#3
[watching The Avengers]
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) July 9, 2017
7YR OLD: daddy, why does Hulk get so angry?
ME: probably because his kid won't stop asking questions during movies
#4
If you enjoy calming a screaming child who thought carpool involved swimming in cars then parenting might be for you
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) December 4, 2022
#5
went to Costco this afternoon with my wife and mom and while they were discussing which is better, the green/yellow or blue/yellow sponges, I was able to see my soul actually leaving my body
— 🌜🤷♂️ 🤯Dad Moon Rising🤯 🤷♂️🌛 (@raoulvilla) October 16, 2022
#6
Being an adult means watching a 2 hour movie in like 8 or 9 days.
— Tad Carpenter (@TadCarpenter) August 13, 2024
#7
Driving my son to school this morning and I had my music on. He says “what is this, 1950’s music they play at a diner?” It was Led Zeppelin. I’ve asked him to make other living arrangements.
— Mommy Needs a Life (@momneedsalife3) December 16, 2022
#8
My 7yo says “trust me” a lot for someone who lies about wearing underwear
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) December 21, 2022
#9
I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.
— Mumnipotent Ruler (@MumOfTw0) November 15, 2022
#10
Tonight for amateur hour I let my 3yo walk into the living room holding a cherry smoothie in a plastic wine glass and it ended just as anyone would have guessed
— Parenting Presently (@presentparent_) January 4, 2024
#11
I was making dinner and my daughter came running in and started playing her toy drums because she “knew I wouldn’t want it to be too quiet”
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 3, 2024
#12
I tell the kids that if they ever get lost to just find an Amazon truck and follow it because there's a pretty good chance it's coming to our house.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) December 5, 2022
#13
Folding my laundry on the same day I washed it. Please clap.
— Mike Miller (@popartcartoonz) February 23, 2025
#14
Me: How was school?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 15, 2022
12-year-old: A kid laughed so hard soda came out his nose.
Me: I meant did you learn anything.
12: I learned soda can come out someone's nose.
#15
Therapist:lets go back to that day
— Lukas Battle (@lukasbattle) June 20, 2018
Me: no I cant
Therapist: I want to hear you say out loud what you found out that day
Me:[sniffles] When ppl go on house hunters they've already bought the house they want.The producers just show them two random houses they pretend to consider
#16
Should I call you or should we quickly resolve this with 200 text messages?
— Introvert Problems (@IntrovertProbss) February 9, 2023
#17
I never realized how annoying I could be until I created a miniature version of myself and started arguing with it daily.
— Parentalgrit (@ParentalGrit) October 29, 2018
#18
My son wrote an essay about how much he hates mayonnaise, and it begins, "As a scribe I see fit to write down all my troubles" and ends "I fell to the ground and moaned for the next few hours, lying in the moonlight wishing to die."
— Bronwen Tate (@bronwentate) December 16, 2022
#19
I just had a second grader do an impression of his dad, which included the statement, “I was born in 1990 and I had to grow up watching black and white tv because color tv wasn’t invented yet.”
— Kiss my Fat Ash🍑 (@Tobi_Is_Fab) May 18, 2023
Sir. 😑
#20
I'm so tempted to remove the socks and hang the cardboard up on its own. pic.twitter.com/leck8rHe6b
— Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1) July 17, 2024
