20 Funny Tweets From People Having “One of Those Days”

If you're having a bad day just know that I got in someone else's car and while I sat there confused as to why the inside of my car looked different the owner yelled, "wrong car!"

— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) February 14, 2024

I just spent 15 minutes looking for keys that were in the ignition. If anyone needs me, I’ll be applying for AARP benefits after I find my reading glasses.

— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) August 7, 2020

If you want to know how the week is going, I just took a pillowcase out of the dryer, put it over my head thinking it was a t-shirt to wear to bed, spent 15 seconds inside it searching for the neckhole, and then mumbled “what is this, pants?”.

— Mike Mitchell (@MikeMitchNH) February 26, 2021

If you're having a bad day, just remember my friend who once had his mom drive him 8 hours to cello camp.

Arrived. Popped the trunk.

No cello.

— Courtney Ellis 🎈 (@courtneyellis) March 24, 2021

I just walked into my room holding the remote and a glass of chocolate milk and I meant to toss the remote into my bed but instead I tossed the glass of chocolate milk onto my bed

— ⌬ dr. anna davis! ⌬ (@radscientist_) November 30, 2018

[ER]
Doctor: How did you sprain your ankle?

Me: I rolled it during a marathon.

Doctor: That’s really impressive.

Husband: She tripped trying to beat a family to a food truck.

— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) September 12, 2023

I was playing outside with my kids and I tried to jump over something because I forgot I’m 40 anyways who wants to sign my cast?

— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) November 11, 2018

I spent a hour looking for my keys. Couldn’t find them so i cancelled my whole day. THEN I end up finding them last minute. I text my friend and said I’m on my way. Now I just walked out the house. And the keys are still in the house. I am now locked out the house

— jay (@JAYVERSACE) February 24, 2019

The lid on our bottle of glitter is not childproof. I know this now.

— kidversations (@kidversations_) May 20, 2022

If you’re having a bad day please know that I just discovered that the cute shirt I bought at Old Navy today is a maternity shirt. If you need me I’ll be in the corner chewing on kale. And sobbing.

— Mommy Needs a Life (@momneedsalife3) July 24, 2020

When you grab your toddlers blanket out of the dryer make sure to check that your panties aren’t stuck to it before your toddler goes into school. I know this now.

— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) October 27, 2020

this old lady came to the bank i work at to withdraw $10. i told her that for withdraws less than $100 she has to use the atm. so she asked to withdraw $1000 in $10 bills. it sucked but i counted it out and handed her the money. she took $10, gave me $990 and said “deposit this”

— rudy betrayed (@rudy_betrayed) June 6, 2021

Just spent 13 days looking for my iPad pic.twitter.com/MS6ny7tVoX

— Freshbluntz (@freshbluntz) June 1, 2016

i just spent two hours looking for her pic.twitter.com/5icOpFWsbJ

— ugh (@gIitering) August 8, 2019

update: a student has brought it to my attention that I am wearing two different shoes https://t.co/Wrf4yxrENk pic.twitter.com/CMi0OoKJyu

— jentleman and a scholar 🐱 (@philoso_foster) December 6, 2019

I was scratching my leg with a pen and my freaking pen was clicked pic.twitter.com/Li1bmzcnFv

— Autumn (@autumnbblack) June 3, 2016

This is why we can’t have nice things. I was trying to take a picture of the lobster roll I ordered in Maine and well, this happened 😂🤦🏻‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/N601vpQ41h

— Alicia Jessop (@RulingSports) June 7, 2019

If you’re having a bad day, please remember this inspirational quote I got in a pack of stickers from China pic.twitter.com/ogO6U503Pj

— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) October 5, 2021