21 Tweets from People Whose Day Went Hilariously South

I just walked into my room holding the remote and a glass of chocolate milk and I meant to toss the remote into my bed but instead I tossed the glass of chocolate milk onto my bed

— ⌬ anna davis! ⌬ (@radscientist_) November 30, 2018

Just spent 13 days looking for my iPad pic.twitter.com/MS6ny7tVoX

— Freshbluntz (@freshbluntz) June 1, 2016

Woman in my train carriage smoothly telling the conductor that her son is travelling free because he’s only four, while the kid repeatedly yells: “BUT I’M NOT FOUR”

— Anita Singh (@anitathetweeter) August 22, 2020

update: a student has brought it to my attention that I am wearing two different shoes https://t.co/Wrf4yxrENk pic.twitter.com/CMi0OoKJyu

— jentleman and a scholar 🐱 (@philoso_foster) December 6, 2019

i just spent two hours looking for her pic.twitter.com/5icOpFWsbJ

— ugh (@gIitering) August 8, 2019

I spent a hour looking for my keys. Couldn’t find them so i cancelled my whole day. THEN I end up finding them last minute. I text my friend and said I’m on my way. Now I just walked out the house. And the keys are still in the house. I am now locked out the house

— mr.versace (@JAYVERSACE) February 24, 2019

If you want to know how the week is going, I just took a pillowcase out of the dryer, put it over my head thinking it was a t-shirt to wear to bed, spent 15 seconds inside it searching for the neckhole, and then mumbled “what is this, pants?”.

— Mike Mitchell (@MikeMitchNH) February 26, 2021

So this lady came in this morning and walked up the front desk to greet us before gasping loudly and saying “I forgot my dog”

She forgot to bring her dog with her

To the VET

— sean (@notseanflnnery) July 10, 2019

If you’re having a bad day please know that I just discovered that the cute shirt I bought at Old Navy today is a maternity shirt. If you need me I’ll be in the corner chewing on kale. And sobbing.

— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) July 24, 2020

When you grab your toddlers blanket out of the dryer make sure to check that your panties aren’t stuck to it before your toddler goes into school. I know this now.

— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) October 27, 2020

this old lady came to the bank i work at to withdraw $10. i told her that for withdraws less than $100 she has to use the atm. so she asked to withdraw $1000 in $10 bills. it sucked but i counted it out and handed her the money. she took $10, gave me $990 and said “deposit this”

— rudy betrayed (@rudy_betrayed) June 6, 2021

My daughter forgot her gym uniform at home. When I arrived at her school to drop it off, I realized I also forgot the uniform.

I see where she gets it from.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) October 5, 2021

[ER]
Doctor: How did you sprain your ankle?

Me: I rolled it during a marathon.

Doctor: That’s really impressive.

Husband: She tripped trying to beat a family to a food truck.

— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) September 12, 2023

I was scratching my leg with a pen and my freaking pen was clicked pic.twitter.com/Li1bmzcnFv

— Autumn (@autumnbblack) June 3, 2016

This is why we can’t have nice things. I was trying to take a picture of the lobster roll I ordered in Maine and well, this happened 😂🤦🏻‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/N601vpQ41h

— Alicia Jessop (@RulingSports) June 7, 2019

I was at the airport and the TSA agent told me to scan my license face down, but I just heard “Scan your face down” so I put my face on the scanner and waited. I wish this was a joke but no, it happened and the TSA guy could not stop laughing and now I have to go into witsec. pic.twitter.com/PmXikadxTg

— Sendsnacksplz (@sendsnacksplz) January 19, 2020