If you’re feeling like it’s already been a long week, take a little humor break with these 25 posts that made me laugh.
Wishing you a good rest of the week!
Janene
#1
On my way home from work, I ran after this bus. I ran so hard people started cheering me on, & the bus driver waited for me. When I hopped on the bus, everyone started clapping.
— I Am Huwa (@heyhuwahere) October 30, 2024
I was 5 seconds in when I realised it was going the wrong way 🥹. I waited 3 stops before getting off.
#2
I’m at that age where waiting for the dryer to finish has kept me up later than any shenanigans.
— Benny Boy (@Camel_Crushin) February 24, 2026
#3
the walk of shame, but it's just me returning to the trashcan to look at the cooking instructions for the 7th time.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) October 31, 2024
#4
girls will be like “i have so much to do” then grabs some snacks and starts watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.
— Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 (@Lilblack_heart) June 29, 2024
#5
social battery running out at the function, call that loosing my yappetite
— chatpile roan (@chatpileroan) June 29, 2024
#6
Apologies to our waitress Amy who said to my dad, “wanna box for the leftovers?” and he replied, “no, but I’ll wrestle you for them” hope we tipped enough
— Cooper Lawrence (@CooperLawrence) July 7, 2024
#7
A kid at the park asked his brothers if they wanted to listen to music. They asked, do you have a phone? And he said, no I have something from back in the day and I was preparing myself to be offended by whatever he was going to show them and then he started playing a harmonica.
— Marissa 🪴 (@michimama75) July 2, 2024
#8
Can’t wait to stop complaining about the cold weather and start complaining about the hot weather
— Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe) January 19, 2026
#9
taking the amtrak is so fun. when you drive all you see is ugly highways but when you take the train you get to see some guy’s weird backyard
— chase (@_chase_____) April 26, 2025
#10
there should be a "take your friend to work day" so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories
— anu (@anuatluru) November 29, 2023
#11
My kid, breaking a rule: I DIDN'T KNOOOOOOWWWWW.
— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) June 14, 2021
My kid, when their sibling is breaking a rule: This rule, established in 2016, when broken, carries a punishment of no dessert and no screen time for the rest of the day.
#12
How dare you drive the speed limit when I’m late to something due to my own poor time management skills
— Moronica Lewinsky (@ihatejoerogan1) May 16, 2018
#13
bought the kids some candy today while out and it was my wife's favorite. I didn't get her any because she's on a yoga and healthy eating kick. Apparently that did not mean don't buy her candy and does anyone have a place for me to live now?
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) July 29, 2021
#14
Whoever invented the idea of Garlic bread should have their face printed on every single bank note in the world and have a bank holiday made for them to celebrate such a creation
— Connor (@_ConnorM) October 18, 2019
#15
They say once you retire you will travel more. What they don't tell you is it's to doctors appointments. 😂
— David (@latte147) February 24, 2026
#16
hey wanna come over? I cant get myself to clean my apartment without the looming shame of someone seeing its current state
— Iris 💫 (@Jest_Iris) July 3, 2024
#17
My kid put his shoe on then asked me what foot the other shoe goes on and just like that his college fund became my vacation fund.
— Moderately Mom (@moderately_mom) June 15, 2021
#18
Just had to take a urine sample to my GP and at reception they asked me “does the doctor know about this already”. No, no. I just brought a cup of my wee as a present. Please don’t spoil the surprise.
— Differently Dave (@GoldenVision90) May 29, 2024
#19
i love the airbnb commercial that makes it seem like they're better than hotels because large groups of people can gather and be up late. as if every airbnb doesn't have house rules against "parties" and "noise" lmao
— charles entertainment cheese (@jmurffff) May 28, 2024
#20
I hate when I run out of stupid things like aluminum foil. That was supposed to last forever
— ash (@tripnf4ll) August 3, 2024
#21
there’s a cycle on our dishwasher that’s so long it would be quicker if i just washed them myself, went to lunch, built a model airplane, had dreams about becoming an actor, went on some auditions, got my dreams crushed, moved to the suburbs, started a family, bought a house,
— Sunshine Jarboly (@SunshineJarboly) May 27, 2024
#22
There's a new guy at work named Wayne Bruce, and I said, "Ah, Manbat, my old nemesis."
— Dzintra – Author (@DzintraSullivan) October 29, 2024
Nobody got it.
My talents are wasted there.
#23
We just need to invent a straw that lasts a little bit longer than 4 seconds but still less than a million years
— Matty (@bestestname) May 26, 2024
#24
Guys, I had to book a flight for my grandma, and according to her passport, she's born in February, not July, as we have always celebrated. Asked, she said: “Well, you can't celebrate garden parties in February.”
— Berna (@BernaEWriter) December 26, 2023
O_o
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