25 of the Funniest Posts From Women This Week

Me at 7pm: I am so tired

Me at 10pm: I am going to rearrange all the furniture

— meghan (@deloisivete) March 15, 2026

I said no to a piece of cake today and have yet to see any health benefits

— L (@Ann_Hedonia1) March 18, 2026

buying flour feels so old fashioned. like that’s one of the original goods

— chase (@_chase_____) March 19, 2026

at work today i served a little girl some ice cream, and her mom says "honey, what do u say?" And she looks me dead in the eyes and says
"I love u"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

— sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ (@ceraliza) March 17, 2026

You're telling me Marty Supreme isn't a new taco bell menu item

— meghan (@deloisivete) March 16, 2026

an obgyn left me a voicemail saying my c-section has been rescheduled for tomorrow at 3:15 except I’m not pregnant

— jamie 🐾 (@jordynsleftbrow) March 17, 2026

Sometimes I wonder how the Vaseline company is holding up, because one container basically last you for 70 years

— NaNa🦋🥀 (@_adepejuh) March 16, 2026

When choosing a name for your orange boy cat, do it VERY WISELY because you will be yelling it at least one hundred times a day

— Sara Mary ⭐❤️ (@saniyafatma1278) March 17, 2026

one time a friend got me a succulent. a tiny perfect one in an open dome habitat. i resented the burden. you can't kill a gift. i heeded sun. i got a mister. confidence grew. i got more plants and misted them too. one day i see mold. i scrape it off, alarmed. the plant is plastic

— @melissa (@melissa) March 19, 2026