Another week and and another round of funny and relatable quips from women.
Hope these bring some smiles to your day!
Janene
#1
having 2 simple tasks to complete on a winter day: to be dragged outside twice…into the bitter cold….my fragile constitution can’t bear this torture
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) March 11, 2025
having 13 errands across the city on a sunny spring day: i love being part of the world & i’m going to stop for an iced latte
#2
the dentist asking if a monday at 2pm in november works & you just have to be like Well Ok.
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) March 11, 2025
#3
I bought a bottle of soda, and it fell on the floor of my car while I was driving, rolling around for twenty minutes. I was afraid to open it.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) March 12, 2025
When my husband got in the car, I offered him a sip so he would have to open it.
I’m a problem solver.
#4
kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) March 11, 2025
#5
just accidentally ate a bowl of sour cream with granola thinking it was plain greek yogurt
— kenzi (@kenzianidiot) March 11, 2025
#6
Nothing humbles you faster than choking on a powdered sugar donut in public. One second you’re enjoying a morning treat, the next you’re fighting for your life in a cloud of powder
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) March 11, 2025
#7
By the age of 35 you should have at least two keys that you have no idea what they open
— Kate (cozy edition) (@Kateness8) March 11, 2025
#8
I’m like if a junk drawer was a person
— Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe) March 8, 2025
#9
The Lowe’s paint samples hate to see me coming
— Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker) March 12, 2025
#10
One day you’re young and carefree and suddenly you’re old and googling what kind of bird is outside your window.
— Linda (@turtledumplin) March 9, 2025
#11
my friend said she can’t hangout this week bc she just gave birth??? you’ve known the baby 1 day and me 12 years but ok
— Redd (@ReddCinema) March 10, 2025
#12
Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.
— ѕα’нαяαн 🌺 (@SaharahRain) March 12, 2025
#13
Pickles are great..until you're in one.
— Melissa (M²) (@ToolGirl18) March 11, 2025
#14
I’m taking that secret to the grave. And also my five closest friends
— trash jones (@jzux) March 12, 2025
#15
“Start walking & I’ll meet you” really was the days😭
— solé (@layxsnv) March 12, 2025
#16
#17
riding in those self-driving Ubers not because I think they’re safe but because I want to be part of the class action lawsuit in 10 years
— trash jones (@jzux) March 13, 2025
#18
“why do you always have the TV on when you’re never even watching it?” oh that’s my emotional background noise
— ً (@ppyowna) March 11, 2025
#19
I like to ease into my day on Sunday by drinking coffee and scrolling on my phone for 10 hours.
— Mommy Needs a Life (@momneedsalife3) March 9, 2025
#20
Me, usually: I am an independent woman
— meghan (@deloisivete) March 14, 2025
Me, when a solar panel salesman comes to the door: sorry, my husband makes all the decisions
