Another week and and another round of funny and relatable quips from women.
Hope these bring some smiles to your day!
Janene
#1
We made it to the vacation home through a snowstorm, which I just know my husband couldn’t have navigated without my helpful tips like “slow down” and “there’s a car coming” 😌
— Just a nurse (@hib343434) December 28, 2024
#2
“Ooohhh is that a charcuterie board?” -my 8 year old having a much different childhood than I did
— Marissa 💚🎆💛 (@michimama75) December 21, 2024
#3
Which is worse, the fact I bought my cat a Christmas present or that I had my son take him out the room so he wouldn’t see what it was before I wrapped it?
— Nicki🍂 (@AwkwardAndOdd) December 22, 2024
#4
I just paid $3 for one McDonald’s hashbrown. This is my villain origin story.
— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) December 22, 2024
#5
“oh i just hate these misunderstandings” – my dad watching a hallmark holiday movie
— kenzi (@kenzianidiot) December 24, 2024
#6
The plot thickens
— Kate lol oh no (@Kateness8) December 20, 2024
It’s me, I’m the plot
#7
Why do I feel so weird and tired and slightly anxious? I’ve only eaten 47 cookies for the past 2 days. I guess we’ll never know.
— 🥨Betsy B🥨 (@justbetsybhoney) December 26, 2024
#8
Asked my dad if he likes my bf and he said “yes, he seems to regard you with the proper degree of devotion” and then he said “I like that he challenges you” and then he mused seemingly mostly to himself, “you have needed to be reigned in for some time”
— maddie, hot dog enthusiast (@damnitmadeline) December 27, 2024
#9
*apocalypse begins* hey can we grab my memory foam pillow I can’t sleep without it
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) December 21, 2024
#10
My favorite Christmas memory was the one where my daughter in law started taking her tree down while the family was still opening their gifts.
— WhatserName (@IamEveryDayPpl) December 21, 2024
#11
when i say “i’ll call you later” i mean later on in life not today
— NIYAH (@urfavbraceeface) December 26, 2024
#12
The day after Christmas is wild.
— ashley (@Mrsgetburly) December 27, 2024
I had 6 sugar cookies & a cheese ball for breakfast.
#13
Do people who go camping know about not camping?
— Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe) December 23, 2024
#14
Does anyone else take the estimated time of arrival on a gps as a challenge?
— Kristen (@Kica333) December 22, 2024
#15
Earlier I couldn’t find my cellphone, so naturally I called it. I could hear it ringing, but couldn’t find it. Until I did, ringing inside a gift I had wrapped.
— Not Hot. Not Bothered. (@hunbothered) December 23, 2024
Being old is fun. Boop!
#16
Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.
— BOOP (@Bootyfuluni) December 28, 2024
#17
Being a woman is basically trying to lose 5lbs forever until you die
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) December 27, 2024
#18
I literally pee every time I sneeze and these ungrateful kids can’t even throw out a “bless you”
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) December 28, 2024
#19
I might not be athletic, slim, or stylish but at least I forgot where I was going with this.
— Maddy 🌨️ (@MadHatterMommy) December 23, 2024
#20
My one-year-old niece has started saying “bye-bye” when she wants people to leave. Honestly, I’ve never been so influenced by a toddler before
— Ova📚 (@excusemereading) December 28, 2024
