Another week and and another round of funny and relatable quips from women.
Hope these bring some smiles to your day!
Janene
#1
Coworker: Are you doing anything after work?
— Kristen (@Kica333) January 12, 2025
Me: No I did things at work and now I’m done.
#2
Been trying to expand my vocabulary so I got an app that sends you a word each morning to try and use in conversation that day but I work from home so now I'm just dropping texts in the group chat like, so the ending of Nosferatu was pretty lachrymose wouldn't you say?
— GL (@gldivittorio) January 13, 2025
#3
I accidentally stepped outside. $250.
— Funny Snarky Humor (@FUNNYsnarkyJOKE) January 16, 2025
#4
I don't need a life coach, but I could use someone to come with me to Aldi or Target and tell me to "put that back" whenever I grab stuff I have no business buying.
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) January 14, 2025
#5
I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.
— Kristen (@Kica333) January 12, 2025
#6
Any time I’ve ever told myself I’m saving a snack for later, “later” ends up being 2 minutes
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 15, 2025
#7
I’m currently doing this challenge called January. Where you just try to make it through every day of January.
— Kristen (@Kica333) January 16, 2025
#8
Me: time to be better with my finances
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 12, 2025
Them: you could stop buying things
Me: not like that
#9
My favorite childhood memory is thinking five dollars was a lot of money.
— Kristen (@Kica333) January 16, 2025
#10
Hacker : I have all your passwords
— Vαɳҽʂʂα ♡ (@DreamsSarcastic) January 11, 2025
Me : OMG thank you what are they
#11
Recruiter: We noticed on LinkedIn that you listed having been to Harvard.
— Lia L'Assassin ★ Nutcracker Sweet (@Design_Assassin) January 17, 2025
Me *reclining*: Yes, I went to see a friend who lived on campus.
#12
I’m just a girl standing in front of a snack, eating a snack while looking for another snack
— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) January 11, 2025
#13
Adult joys: entering your phone number At the grocery store checkout and watching the amount go down.
— 💕 (@Beebz05) January 15, 2025
#14
taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas
— hannah (@shamediarist) January 13, 2025
#15
Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies
— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) January 13, 2025
#16
We use to be 7 checking our blood pressure at the grocery store. The 90’s was a wild time. 😂😂😂
— Ms. Regular Degular… (@K_Leinese) January 15, 2025
#17
They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) January 13, 2025
#18
Moving somewhere warm after living somewhere cold is so funny, like why are you wearing gloves, it's 50 degrees out
— meghan (@deloisivete) January 12, 2025
#19
i be like "omg, i have so much to do" and then lay down
— ً (@niahdx) January 15, 2025
#20
When my husband goes to the store and he's desperately trying to reach me, he sends messages to the TV. pic.twitter.com/DdFCnvQvGi
— Tola | Travel Creator (@LivingWithTola) January 12, 2025
