Another week and and another round of funny and relatable quips from women.
Hope these bring some smiles to your day!
Janene
#1
thinking about the time i ran into my brother serendipitously on the streets of manhattan and he said hi and kept walking like we were in a hallway in our house
— Isabel Steckel (@IsabelSteckel) November 14, 2024
#2
Shout out to anyone old enough to remember the trauma of having to switch out our cassette tapes for cds, and vhs tapes for dvds.
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) November 11, 2024
#3
I would rather walk barefoot across a rug made of Legos than tell a group of people a fun fact about myself.
— Kristen (@Kica333) November 11, 2024
#4
Lick an envelope? The thing that killed George Costanza's girlfriend?
— Funny Snarky Humor (@FUNNYsnarkyJOKE) November 14, 2024
#5
HAVING AN EMPTY LAUNDRY BASKET IS
— Jenni (@hashjenni) November 11, 2024
THE BEST FIVE SECONDS OF THE WEEK.
#6
I have a cold. But in true woman fashion, I shall run a marathon, build an addition onto the house and make a full 5 course dinner before gracefully falling into bed at 9 pm.
— J 💙💙 (@jenniferkrneta) November 16, 2024
#7
I stepped away from Twitter for a few days, and now my entire house is decluttered, I've written a novel, I learned to speak a new language, and came close to finding out the true meaning of life.
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) November 11, 2024
#8
If something falls behind my nightstand, it’s completely dead to me.
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) November 12, 2024
#9
I need an advent calendar for all the supplies I need to get through the holidays, but it’s just tape, wine, and scissors.
— krista pacion (@kristabellerina) November 12, 2024
#10
Sorry I can’t make it, it’s dark by 6pm and I have an astigmatism and also I don’t want to.
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) November 14, 2024
#11
I wore scrubs to Target and a woman asked me if her eye looked infected so I did what any doctor’s office would do. I asked her when her last period was and then I weighed her
— Cooper Lawrence (@CooperLawrence) November 11, 2024
#12
Bf just loudly uttered “we are so back” from the kitchen and I thought something exciting had been announced but he was just making a bacon sandwich
— Kirbs 🏹 (@PsycheRespector) November 13, 2024
#13
Last night I hung my coat, which had a chocolate bar in the pocket, on the back of my bedroom door which is opposite my bed and all night I had different versions of the same dream which was me getting up to eat the chocolate bar
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) November 13, 2024
#14
One day you're young and fun and then next you have a favorite pen.
— your other mom (@difficultpatty) November 12, 2024
#15
I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I've hurt my neck somehow
— Helleanor Rigby (@Mom_Overboard) November 10, 2024
#16
Kettle chips are great because the crunch is louder than my thoughts
— Kate lol oh no (@Kateness8) November 10, 2024
#17
Real quick does anyone know why I circled December 3rd in my calendar months ago with absolutely no other information? pic.twitter.com/cDHuI4Q8DP
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) November 12, 2024
#18
I crocheted the very hungry caterpillar and all the food it eats if anyone CARES pic.twitter.com/nuG42nuxbH
— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) February 22, 2024
#19
i’m the queen of liking a song & abusing it. i know my car hate to see me coming.
— ANYCIA (@princesspopthat) November 10, 2024
#20
Any social media app: Would you like to Sync your phone contacts?
— Mummy Dear (@ThatMummyLife) November 12, 2024
Me: pic.twitter.com/7ek6l1d4Nm
