Just a little round-up of some of my favorite tweets that made me laugh because they are oh so relatable.
Hope these bring you some smiles!
Janene
#1
#2
instead of using the same password everywhere, I use multiple different variations of the same password where I can change one letter or add one more number and so on. this is super secure and protects all my accounts from ever being able to get logged into by me
— lily. (@mnvzza) January 7, 2021
#3
Me trying to ask someone for a favor: Hey could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure though. Totally ok if you can’t. If you’d rather run me over with a car that’s cool. Are you mad at me?
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) April 4, 2018
#4
Hmmm, I found a strange piece of plastic on the floor that looks like it broke off of something, but I have no idea what. Better save it in the junk drawer until I die.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) December 4, 2019
#5
Whenever I see someone trying to parallel park I avert my eyes and continue walking giving them the privacy they need because I’m a decent human being
— Tomi Obaro (@TomiObaro) December 16, 2020
#6
The most important thing I've learned in life, and I can't stress this enough: you gotta make a salad in a bigger bowl than you think
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) May 14, 2018
#7
What we really need is wider and shorter plates of nachos. No more tall towers of chips and toppings.
— JRGin (@GinRumMe) November 1, 2019
Spread the toppings across a larger area and cover all the chips, not just the top layer.
Stand with me.
#8
Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.
— Bird Eckler (@Birdeckler) May 2, 2025
#9
2:00pm: Gonna save the other half of this sandwich for later
— Dylan Farella (@dfarella) February 5, 2019
2:06pm: Time to finish that sandwich
#10
Me, writing an email:
— Grace Segers (@Grace_Segers) October 24, 2019
I'm using an exclamation point so you know I'm friendly and excited! But now I'm using a period so that you know I'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much!
#11
So fun when somebody cancels plans and profusely apologizes like omg. Don’t apologize. This is everything I hoped for
— michaela okland (@MichaelaOkla) June 7, 2021
#12
The way you say “representative” to an automated system is the real you.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) February 25, 2022
#13
One thing no one ever talks about being an adult is how much time you debate yourself on keeping a cardboard box because it's, like, a really good box.
— Madame Anthro ✨💀 (@madameanthro) January 10, 2020
#14
If butter companies stopped printing the measurements on the wrapper I would literally not know what to do with myself
— Mommeh Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) July 29, 2024
#15
It doesn't take much to make me happy. Six meals a day. Ten hours of sleep. A pair of yoga pants, complete solitude, and no social obligations whatsoever.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) April 17, 2019
#16
I never buy chips because then I’ll eat them, so instead I look in my pantry everyday and am disappointed that I don’t have any chips.
— Sara Buckley (@nottheworstmom) August 27, 2018
#17
I don’t know who needs to hear this but throw away that box your iPhone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.
— Bisserat (@Bisserat) January 3, 2021
#18
Y’all ever try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don’t hear you fighting for your life
— sweet dee (@deelalz) April 3, 2019
#19
The atlanta airport designers were like "and then what if we had them run a 5k"
— Murph & Turf (@JamesMurphy) October 22, 2024
#20
Across all countries, cultures and class. We share one thing… this drawer pic.twitter.com/1RHIgK9lkT
— UNILAD (@UNILAD) June 6, 2017
