It’s always a welcome sight when an adorable dog or funny cat pop up on my feed to brighten my day.
I’ve rounded up the best tweets about cats and dogs this month…hope these bring you some smiles!
Janene
#1
My mom was cooking eggs, chicken, veggies, and rice for her dogs and I just stared at her, remembering all the hamburger helper I ate as a kid.
— et*ceTera (@notincharge7) October 25, 2024
#2
I love unhinged pet names bestowed by children. my parents got us a pair of kittens when I was a toddler and only knew a handful of words so then we had a cat named Box for almost 20 years
— Gina Lloyd (@GinaGoesOutside) October 14, 2024
#3
They say that the bond between parent and child is the strongest thing but actually it is the bond between a dad and the pet he told his wife and children he didn’t want, sorry if this offends
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) October 12, 2024
#4
My dog couldn't find his favorite toy so I got on my hands and knees and crawled around the house for 10 minutes looking under all the furniture, and he was SO excited for me to be down there with him, I could tell he was like "YES she finally figured out how to walk"
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) October 23, 2024
#5
When I adopted a cat I didn’t realize I was paying for a live-in bully
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) October 9, 2024
#6
We need to start training dogs to sniff out tissues in your pocket before you put it in the laundry
— Kate is home (@Kateness8) October 17, 2024
#7
We have multiple cat beds around the house. Nice, soft little beds with padding and fuzzy lining. In spite of this, my three cats are currently fighting over who gets to sit on a crumpled paper bag.
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) October 12, 2024
#8
Just scolded my dog for chewing the funniest possible object she could be chewing: a business card for a dog trainer
— half empty girl (@meowingabyss) October 18, 2024
#9
There have to be cats who are like “ahh thanks but I actually cant have catnip anymore :-/ it makes me paranoid”
— dylan gelula (@DylanGelula) October 17, 2024
#10
My dog is growling at nothing in the corner of the room so I guess this is the part where we sell the house.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) October 27, 2024
#11
*my cat, who has 3 different beds and a cat tree* I must sleep on the clothes you have laid out for the day
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) October 21, 2024
#12
We were promised an internet with the entirety of human knowledge at our fingertips, yet I'm reading about the latest trends in raincoats for dogs.
— Schmuckarillo By Morning (@SchmuckOnAHorse) October 2, 2024
#13
How exactly is it that a cat can move with so much elegance and grace, flowing like water, not even making a ripple in the sheets they run across, yet also land like they weigh 45lbs directly on your stomach?
— Matt Ramsey (@OneNerdyOpinion) October 15, 2024
Only to then float away on the gentle breeze again moments later.
#14
“You let your cat in the bed?” I let my cat do my taxes
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) October 2, 2024
#15
Sorry I’m late my dog laid his head on me.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) October 25, 2024
#16
Nothing a toddler loves more than yelling at a cat for being on the table. Absolute power.
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) October 17, 2024
#17
imagine you wake up every day in room-sized bed. you are gently lifted from the covers and dressed in warmest sweaters each morning. your favourite foods are brought to you. you have no bills, no job, no responsibilities. but you are a chihuahua, so you are blind with rage.
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) October 27, 2024
#18
I hope I’m a spoiled indoor cat in my next life.
— krista pacion (@kristabellerina) October 6, 2024
#19
A reminder that the clocks go back in the UK tonight. Enjoy your extra hour in bed, unless you live with a cat in which case breakfast will be expected an hour earlier and refusal to comply will result in loud miaowing.
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) October 26, 2024
#20
How exactly is it that a cat can move with so much elegance and grace, flowing like water, not even making a ripple in the sheets they run across, yet also land like they weigh 45lbs directly on your stomach?
— Matt Ramsey (@OneNerdyOpinion) October 15, 2024
Only to then float away on the gentle breeze again moments later.
#21
Not my sister’s dog looking like a 13yo girl who just got grounded for texting during class pic.twitter.com/Uwd8p6cP4H
— Lily of the Alley (@ConsummateLily) October 24, 2024
#22
Can someone come get my wife. She’s in some stranger’s driveway because she saw a cat. pic.twitter.com/ki9ojqROki
— Travis Akers (@travisakers) October 17, 2024
#23
— Punch Cat (@PunchingCat) October 8, 2024
#24
This is my Chewy box. This is not my cat. pic.twitter.com/YYNGvzf8Lj
— Kathy (@tortiegirl601) October 7, 2024
#25
"We got a new puppy yesterday. I asked my 4 year old to put him to bed. This is what I came back to" pic.twitter.com/yAaRF7eRHf
— The Dalbo Dog (@Dalbodog) October 26, 2024