20 Funny and Relatable Posts From Parents

Me: What did you do at school today?

My kid: Nothing.

School FB page: *photo of him riding in a fire engine*

— Annie Way (@Anniewritess) June 28, 2024

My dad spent the entire weekend trying to teach my sister how to drive. After countless near-misses, he calmly says, 'So, have you considered public transport as a long-term option?' 😂😭

— BadMan Cyph (@SteveCyph) May 27, 2024

My sons, 8 & 11: “How come teenagers get embarrassed by their parents?”
Me: “It’s a common thing for kids once they become teenagers sometimes.”
8: “Well that’s not gonna happen for me.”
11: “Me neither.”
8: “Plus you’ll probably just stay in the car most of the time.”

— redyellowgreendance 💃🏻 (@RYGdance) June 26, 2024

When my 4yo woke up, she said "I'm so excited for my party today," and I have no idea what she's talking about.

— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) June 10, 2024

Me: *all four burners going, two pots boiling over, oven beeping, being burned by grease splatter*

8yo: Mom!! You’re not even watching my cartwheel!

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 31, 2024

I can't prove he's involved (yet), but my 3yo has been obsessing over tow trucks for weeks and today we blew a tire 🧐 on nothing 🧐 for no reason 🧐

— sarah (@sarahradz_) May 28, 2024

I have three kids: a 14-year-old, an 11-year-old, and an imaginary child who is actually to blame for everything the other two get accused of.

— SpacedMom (@copymama) May 28, 2024

My daughter got to pack her own lunch for the last day of school and it included a donut, 2 bags of chips, a shaker of sprinkles, and 1 tiny baby carrot because “it’s important to be healthy”

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) May 30, 2024

My 8 yr old walked into the movies and reversed her hoodie so she could fill the hood with popcorn like a trough. She’s a life coach now.

— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) May 28, 2024

Took a 4-hour zoo trip that left the adults feeling like sun-dried tomatoes. Came home for naptime, after which all three children asked, earnestly, “What are we going to do today??” 10/10 no notes

— Shannon Sanders (@ShandersWrites) May 27, 2024

my kid loves cupcakes and hates most other foods (won’t even try it) so tonight I baked dinner in a cupcake tin and he’s eating it because he thinks it’s cupcakes and this is a huge win in my book

— Kayla (@kaylamellis_) May 28, 2024

Sign # 1274 I'm raising little lawyers:

My 6yo stood on the back porch, with the backdoor open, loudly blowing a whistle at me in the kitchen, in clear compliance of our "No blowing whistles while inside the house" rule.

— Michael Vogel (@MichaelVogel1) May 28, 2024

When your kid hits about age 3 or 4, be prepared for your bandaid budget to absolutely skyrocket

— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) June 2, 2024

My 8 year old told me a boy proposed at school and she accepted and this will be her second marriage so I told her she’s going to get a reputation.

— @sherisayssit (@sherisayssit) June 5, 2024

Should I be disturbed by the way my 8-year-old daughter plays doctor? I was her patient today, and she just made me fill out forms the whole time.

— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) June 5, 2024

My 4-year-old uses the word “human” instead of “person,” like she’ll say “there’s a human at the door,” and for some reason it makes everything so much creepier.

— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) May 31, 2024

We’re going out to eat downtown tonight. I’ve been researching parking garages in the area for a month

— McDad (@mcdadstuff) May 25, 2024

being a new parent is so funny. the other night the baby woke up and his hands were cold so I googled “baby’s hands cold at night” and all the results were like “yeah sometimes babies’ hands get a little cold at night” I don’t know what I expected

— Daniel M. Lavery (@daniel_m_lavery) June 25, 2024

Me to my 8yo: The paper says you have to “dress to impress” for your award ceremony.

Him: the work wasn’t enough? Why I gotta wear church shoes.

Me: 😂😭😂😭😂💀💀💀💀

— Princess (@themultiplemom) June 6, 2024