Another week and and another round of funny and relatable quips from parents!
Here are some of the ones that made me laugh this week.
Wishing you all a great weekend!
Janene
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Things that made my toddler cry this week: – only wants to go up on the seesaw, not down – I wouldn't serve her hot ice cream – her shadow is copying her – doesn't want to have bones anymore How about your kid?
— Henpecked Hal (@henpeckedhal.bsky.social) March 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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I am losing it. My son rode his bike to school instead of riding on the back of my bike like normal. We got halfway to school, and I realized I put on my bike helmet, too, and was just walking along wearing it.
— Molly Fleck (@mollyfleck.bsky.social) March 13, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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Chatting to a girl on the train who explains that she's three. "When will you be four?" I ask. A pause. "After I'm three." And she's dead right she's three until she's four that's how it works.
— ~daniel_barker~ (@daniel-barker.bsky.social) March 9, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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You ever watch a scene so ridiculous it just ruins the whole movie? I saw one last night where the dad read his kid a single bedtime book then the kid said "goodnight" and closed his eyes peacefully. Absurd.
— Henpecked Hal (@henpeckedhal.bsky.social) March 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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I see the 4.5-year old crouched over the dog, mumbling quietly. Me: "What are you doing?" 4.5-yo: "I'm speaking 'dog' to the dog." Me: "How's it going?" 4.5-y0: "I don't think he understands 'dog'."
— Raywat Deonandan (@deonandan.bsky.social) March 13, 2025 at 8:20 AM
