Another week and and another round of funny and relatable quips from parents!
Here are some of the ones that made me laugh this week.
Wishing you all a great weekend!
Janene
#1
Told my teen who has a science project due in a month to work on it a little bit each day instead of waiting until a few days before it's due to start it.
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) February 9, 2025
Him: Is that what you did when you were a kid?
Me: This isn't about me.
#2
My daughter’s boyfriend was complaining about how difficult it is to be a guy. My daughter reached into her purse, pulled out a pad, and said “here, cry into this.”
— BOOP (@Pettyyyboop) February 10, 2025
#3
son: grandpa, can I have a sip of your coffee?
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) February 8, 2025
grandpa: no, it’s not good for a kid
son: because of the caffeine?
grandma: because of the whiskey
#4
I think my son planned a birthday party and didn't tell us. These neighborhood kids showed up with presents and came inside and now they're playing.
— Back-Up Tambourine Player (@UpTambourine) February 10, 2025
#5
My child ate a pancake at the breakfast buffet at our hotel and said, "This is SO much better than the ones I have in the mornings at home!"
— HomeMaker Megs 💌 (@mrsmeganeverly) February 12, 2025
Narrator: "Those pancakes she has at home are homemade sourdough pancakes made w love by her mother."
Kids will humble you. 😂❤️
#6
Reasons my daughter has gotten mad at me this week:
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) February 9, 2025
-I said her favorite YouTuber has a weird voice
-I said her outfit looks nice
-I bought off-brand pop tarts
#7
my three yo at the dinner table:
— emily may (@emilykmay) February 10, 2025
"notice how i'm not hitting OR screaming."
#8
My husband wants our 14yo to get out more, so he told him he'd drop him and some friends off at the mall. My 14yo asked, "What are we supposed to do at the mall?" and I wish he could've seen the montage of my teen years spent at the mall that played in my head.
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) February 13, 2025
#9
Having a teenage daughter is fun because every day you get in the shower it’s a choose your own adventure of which hair products will be missing or empty.
— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) February 13, 2025
#10
The toddler saw me baking muffins and now won't stop calling me The Muffin Man
— Trey (@treydayway) February 13, 2025
#11
We'll be painting potatoes this Easter
— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) February 13, 2025
#12
Thought my 9yo had separated his extra candy into baggies to give as valentines to the neighbor kids, but no, he's trying to open a candy shop
— meghan (@deloisivete) February 15, 2025
#13
My daughter told me I’m too old to enter her fort so for the next hour I will be constructing the world’s best blanket fort and only those 30 and above are welcome
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) February 15, 2025
#14
Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) February 11, 2025
#15
Just asked my 9-year-old son what he learned in school today.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) February 12, 2025
He said, "apparently not enough because I have to go back tomorrow".
#16
Was testing the fire alarms in the house, and all the kids wandered out of their bedrooms thinking dinner was ready.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) February 11, 2025
#17
My older one turned 12 today! Looking forward to the easy peasy relaxing tween years
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) February 12, 2025
#18
One thing they don’t tell you about being a parent is how much of your life you will spend sitting in the car waiting to pick up your kid.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 10, 2025
#19
"I'm so sorry! They're not usually like this!" I say to my guest who just got to my house as my dogs behave exactly how they always do.
— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) February 13, 2025
#20
My baby suddenly started speaking in an Irish accent and asking his friends to meet him at the pub for a round on him. pic.twitter.com/9FRbFdWTLk
— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) February 9, 2025
