Here’s a little collection of the funniest, most relatable marriage quips I’ve come across this month.
Hope these add some laughs to your day!
Janene
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I've been with my wife for 23 years and the secret to a long relationship is this: If she dirties the kitchen, I clean it and if I dirty the kitchen, I clean it.
— Theciscokidder (@theciscokidder.bsky.social) November 16, 2024 at 12:44 PM
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My wife handed me a clean towel and asked me to “put it in its place.” So, I looked at it and said, “Don’t forget that you’re only a towel,” and I was reminded yet again of just how lucky this woman was to be married to me.
— Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) November 15, 2024 at 6:28 PM
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my husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband
— TracieBreaux (@traciebreaux.bsky.social) November 17, 2024 at 5:56 AM
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My wife and I are at the age where we wake up, drink coffee and just continuously clear our throats for 45 mins.
— Theciscokidder (@theciscokidder.bsky.social) November 22, 2024 at 3:20 AM
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This week, my husband, a brilliant man with both an engineering degree and a JD: How can I roast these potatoes?
— Annmarie Cording (@CordingLaw) November 7, 2024
Me: Oven, 425 degrees, use butter and olive oil, salt and pepper…
Him: The butter won't, like, burst into flames at that temperature?
Me: …No.
