25 Priceless Tweets From the Funniest Grandma on the Internet

Need a good chuckle today? Well, keep reading! Meet Myrna Tellingheusen, my new BFF. Folks, last night I fell down the rabbit hole of her Twitter account and it is pure gold. Myrna tweets how she REALLY feels about her neighbors, her church friends, and her nephew Lyle, among other things.

Here are some of her best quips…enjoy!

#1 Oh, I really want to see those notebooks…
#2 It’s like Myrna can see my toaster…
#3 My husband came home with single-ply once, but it was during the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020 so he was forgiven…but barely.
#4 This was me at a car dealership 20 years ago. I was 9 months pregnant, and it was 100 degrees. I went into rage mode and well,…let’s just say it was not reflective of who I normally am, either LOL.
#5 Truth!
#6 The “cc: Barb” cracks me up…
#7 Don’t mess with Myrna…
#8 Same…
#9 Prayers for the last person to use Myrna’s bathroom…
#11 Actually, that’s not a bad idea LOL!
#12 She may have a point…
#13 Fair enough…
#14 Oh, Helen, you’re busted now…
#15 Myrna takes snarky to a whole new level…
#16 Nobody can run a Showcase Showdown like Bob…
#17 I’m sure they appreciate it…
#18 Helen is busted again!
#19 I don’t think I’ve ever seen the words “rage” and “crochet” in the same sentence LOL…
#20 Right?? Sign me up!
#21 I’m imagining Mildred walking around her neighborhood yelling, “Mildred!” and now everyone thinks she’s nuts…
#22 Oh yes you do, Myrna…
#23 Not a bad little motto, actually…
#24 As you should, Myrna…
#25 I do miss being able to slam a phone LOL…

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