15 Hilarious Tweets on Marriage and Parenting from Henpecked Hal

Friends, meet Henpecked Hal, one of the funniest husbands and dads on Twitter! Hal cracks me up on a regular basis, sharing honest and hilarious snippets of life with his kids. I’ve rounded up my favorite quips of his to share with you here…enjoy!

#1 Gotta love toddlers!

#2 Or if they see a Blockbuster card in your wallet!

#3 Follow Hal for more parenting hacks…

#4 I think I’d sleep with one eye open LOL…

#5 Must have been some REALLY good fruit snacks!

#6 Toddlers are nothing if not honest!

#7 I used to care how the towels were folded…now I’m just glad if ANYBODY folds them any which way!

#8 Kids are just the best…

#9 I mean, if you don’t make corny jokes on the daily, are you even a dad??

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#10 Kid knows who’s boss…

#11 Sounds about right!

#12 Everyone should have the self-confidence of a 4-year-old…

#13 I kind of agree on the sandy feet thing…

#14 Takes about 20 years to get it right…hang in there!

#15 Too cute…

Check out Hal on Twitter for more! If you enjoyed this post, you might like “16 Hilarious Quotes From Kids…Teacher Shares Students’ Funniest Quips” https://imightbefunny.com/humor/16-hilarious-quotes-from-kids-teacher-shares-students-funniest-quips/