20 Laugh-Out-Loud Tweets on Parenting from the Hilarious “Henpecked Hal”

Friends, meet Henpecked Hal, one of the funniest husbands and dads on Twitter!

Hal cracks me up on a regular basis, sharing honest and hilarious snippets of life with his kids.

I’ve rounded up my favorite quips of his to share with you here…enjoy!

Janene

#1 Gotta love toddlers!
#2 My kid would be getting the one, I’m not setting a $20 precedent on the first tooth LOL…
#3 Is there anything Amazon won’t deliver??
#4 Ha ha ha…
#5 I think I’d sleep with one eye open LOL…
#6 Too cute…
#7 Must have been some REALLY good fruit snacks!
#8 Oh, to be a child on Halloween, and also to have their metabolism!
#9 Toddlers are nothing if not honest!
#10 The “she’s/he’s looking at me” sibling fight is as old as time…
#11 Kids are just the best…
#12 Truth…and usually gloating from across the room!
#13 Toddlers are so literal LOL…
#14 Kid knows who’s boss…
#15 Sounds about right!
#16 Everyone should have the self-confidence of a 4-year-old…
#17 I kind of agree on the sandy feet thing…
#18 He’s in trouble when one of them comes home with an A!
#19 Too cute…
#20 I’m with Hal! Check out the best tweets about camping here: “21 of the Funniest Tweets About Camping”

You can follow Hal on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.

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