Just a round-up of some of the funniest Fourth of July tweets that I think most Americans will relate to.
Wishing you all a safe holiday…hope these bring you some laughs!
Janene
#1
Me at fireworks: Is this the grand finale? This has to be the grand finale. Is this the grand finale?? This is DEFINITELY the grand finale.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) July 4, 2017
#2
I like that part of America where if you put mayonnaise on potatoes it becomes a salad.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 21, 2016
#3
I won't let my kids turn on the stove, but swinging a flaming hot fire-stick sparkler over their head on the Fourth of July, that's fine.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) July 1, 2018
#4
Before you marry someone, find out if their family drinks mimosas or runs 5ks on holiday mornings.
— TWEETS ABOUT WINE (@wwlwine) October 26, 2019
#5
This 4th of July, please remember to leave fireworks to the experts: 10-year-old boys named Colton and Cody
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) July 2, 2017
#6
My neighbors with the fireworks celebrate the twelve days of July 4th.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 3, 2022
#7
I just wish I was the person I thought I was yesterday when I made all these ambitious plans for the 4th of July.
— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) July 3, 2019
#8
The late night fireworks neighbor gets the early morning leaf blower neighbor.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) July 5, 2021
#9
If your Mom never forced you to wear a crappy flag shirt from Old Navy on the 4th of July, are you really even American? 🇺🇸
— Cloyd Rivers (@CloydRivers) June 27, 2017
#10
Don't forget to acknowledge the sad, untouched bowl of Ruffles potato chips left on an outside table at whatever 4th of July BBQ you attend.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) July 3, 2015
#11
You know you bought the right fireworks when the guy running the stand gives you a high four.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 4, 2021
#12
Nobody rages harder for the 4th of July than Old Navy’s marketing communications department.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) July 4, 2018
#13
We were lighting fireworks in our yard but I got caught up in pointing out the fireworks neighbors were shooting off because they were bigger and louder.
— Cydni Beer (@cydbeer) July 5, 2019
My 9yo said “I don’t know why you can’t be happy with the ones right in front of you.”
It’s been hours and I still feel this.
#14
Apparently my neighbors bought $23,000 worth of fireworks.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 5, 2020
#15
5-year-old: Can we get fireworks this year?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 13, 2017
Me: You almost burned down the house with birthday candles.
5: I got distracted by cake.
#16
i relate to fireworks because i too am pretty but very loud
— Lane Moore🔮Los Angeles 7/10 (@hellolanemoore) July 5, 2021
#17
As a parent, I’ll be celebrating Independence Day by attempting to use the bathroom alone.
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) July 4, 2021
#18
I can't wait to see everyone's pictures of fireworks that look like everyone else's pictures of fireworks.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) July 4, 2019
#19
I’m not saying she’s destined to be a little extra, but my kid thinks the 4th of July fireworks happen because her birthday is tomorrow.
— Marissa 💚💛 (@michimama75) July 4, 2022
#20 Exactly LOL!
Me when I hear fireworks at 10:01pm pic.twitter.com/YEvw8TxG3l
— Kevin Finnerty (@timeimmemorial_) July 3, 2022
