15 Funny and Relatable Tweets About The Fourth Of July

Me at fireworks: Is this the grand finale? This has to be the grand finale. Is this the grand finale?? This is DEFINITELY the grand finale.

— SpacedMom (@copymama) July 4, 2017

I like that part of America where if you put mayonnaise on potatoes it becomes a salad.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 21, 2016

I won't let my kids turn on the stove, but swinging a flaming hot fire-stick sparkler over their head on the Fourth of July, that's fine.

— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) July 1, 2018

Before you marry someone, find out if their family drinks mimosas or runs 5ks on holiday mornings.

— WOMENWHOLOVEWINE (@wwlwine) October 26, 2019

You can always count on me to bring my famous recipe of "bag of ice" to your summer cookout.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) May 25, 2018

My neighbors with the fireworks celebrate the twelve days of July 4th.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 3, 2022

I just wish I was the person I thought I was yesterday when I made all these ambitious plans for the 4th of July.

— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) July 3, 2019

The late night fireworks neighbor gets the early morning leaf blower neighbor.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) July 5, 2021

If your Mom never forced you to wear a crappy flag shirt from Old Navy on the 4th of July, are you really even American? 🇺🇸

— Cloyd Rivers (@CloydRivers) June 27, 2017

Don't forget to acknowledge the sad, untouched bowl of Ruffles potato chips left on an outside table at whatever 4th of July BBQ you attend.

— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) July 3, 2015

You know you bought the right fireworks when the guy running the stand gives you a high four.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 4, 2021

Nobody rages harder for the 4th of July than Old Navy’s marketing communications department.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) July 4, 2018

We were lighting fireworks in our yard but I got caught up in pointing out the fireworks neighbors were shooting off because they were bigger and louder.
My 9yo said “I don’t know why you can’t be happy with the ones right in front of you.”
It’s been hours and I still feel this.

— Cydni Beer (@cydbeer) July 5, 2019

Apparently my neighbors bought $23,000 worth of fireworks.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 5, 2020

Me when I hear fireworks at 10:01pm pic.twitter.com/YEvw8TxG3l

— Kevin Finnerty (@timeimmemorial_) July 3, 2022