If you’re feeling like it’s already been a long week, take a little humor break with these 20 posts that made me laugh.
Wishing you a good rest of the week!
Janene
#1
When I point my remote directly at the TV, it barely works…
— Weapon 𝕏 (@HellRaz0r1776) April 7, 2026
If I accidentally sit on it, it will change from Hulu to Netflix, turn on closed captioning, and turn the TV on and off 4 times.
#2
Whenever I scold my cat, I use the royal “we” so she doesn’t feel so ashamed. “We don’t eat that. We don’t chew on electrical cords,” I say. It’s as if I, too, have a problem with eating wires or plastic I found on the floor and she and I are working on the problem together.
— -MINTIE- HitokaYachi CEO of Anxiety (@BINI_Yachi) June 21, 2021
#3
One of my signature moves is to take a pill quickly and wonder two seconds later if I took the pill.
— Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey (@MonkeysMarch) January 19, 2025
#4
I fixed my grandma’s phone (took it off vibrate) and she told everybody that I’m a computer scientist 😭
— Léon (@LC_623) June 6, 2021
#5
it would be so cool to look hot with a middle part instead of looking like a young colonial man running late for his blacksmith apprenticeship
— kenzi (@kenzianidiot) January 14, 2024
#6
Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school
— 𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) April 7, 2026
#7
My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now when she's mad at me I just say "Linda wouldn't get mad about that."
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) January 21, 2025
#8
When the chip breaks off in the dip you have to go back with another chip for the rescue mission.
— your other mom (@difficultpatty) February 14, 2024
#9
3yo, adorably: "mommy I think the doctor said ice cream is good for three year olds with fevers."
— 🌾🍁🍂 bosco 🍂🍁🌾 (@selentelechia) January 18, 2025
#10
My wife leaving for Pilates every Thursday morning for the last two years: I’m leaving.
— Boyd's Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) July 23, 2020
Me: Where’re you going?
#11
[ER]
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) September 12, 2023
Doctor: How did you sprain your ankle?
Me: I rolled it during a marathon.
Doctor: That’s really impressive.
Husband: She tripped trying to beat a family to a food truck.
#12
Attempting to play football in the park with my kids when a random boy shouts out “your mum isn’t very good at football”…
— Neena Jha (@DrNeenaJha) May 12, 2024
My kids responses?
Kid 1: She’s trying her best & she’s never had a football lesson in her life!
Kid 2: (loudly) And she’s on her period!!
😳
#13
A random kid just knocked on my door because – he said and I quote “I smelled cake”. And I get him.
— Maddy ☃️❄️ (@MadHatterMommy) April 19, 2024
#14
One day I will be able to wash a ladle and not end up covered in water, but today is not that day
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) November 2, 2022
#15
I remember when I tried journaling to stop oversharing with my friends. I wrote like 3 times then read the entries to them😭😭
— anita (@anita4real__) July 2, 2024
#16
Now that vehicles can drive themselves, it's just a matter of time until we have a country song about a truck leaving a cowboy.
— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) January 27, 2024
#17
Why can't medications have positive side effects? Like "may make everything you eat taste like chocolate cake" or "may make you remember why you walked into that room the first time".
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) February 18, 2024
#18
so funny when recipe writers are like “this is a perfect one for those days when you have NOTHING in your fridge. so you’re gonna start with some leftover pulled pork”
— charlie (@chunkbardey) January 4, 2022
#19
Dear gas pumps, nobody is going inside to see the cashier. Ever.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) February 3, 2025
Just stop it.
#20
My 4yo is in a know-it-all phase where every time he asks a question he prefaces by saying “I already know this but can you remind me…” I told him there was a guy named Plato who said we’re born knowing everything and merely rediscover things, and he said “yeah I knew that”
— William Gerrard (@Bill_Gerrard) January 19, 2025
#21
CONVERSATION I JUST HAD:
— Tim Long (@mrtimlong) February 12, 2019
ME: Two Thin Mints please
GIRL SCOUT: That’ll be $10. Or you can get four boxes for $20!
ME (gentle): Um, that’s not a savings
GIRL SCOUT (NOT gentle): NO ONE SAID IT WAS
…
ME: Four boxes would be great.
#22
I (very passively) commented on how I liked the spoons at Benihanas to my mom and later she sends me this pic.twitter.com/w8gpMzhDug
— erin ♡ (@erinmhk) January 19, 2024
