Just a little round-up of some posts that I thought were funny and relatable, hope these brighten your day!
Janene
#1
Now that vehicles can drive themselves, it's just a matter of time until we have a country song about a truck leaving a cowboy.
— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) January 27, 2024
#2
me: finally getting eight hours of sleep
— Jenni (@hashjenni) January 20, 2024
my neck: yeah but u did it wrong lol
#3
I hate it when I can't remember my password & I don't know the answer to my secret question, It's like I don't even know me…
— LIFEISAJOURKNEE (@LIFEJOURKNEE) January 25, 2024
#4
Did you know that you can put donation stuff in your car and then drive them directly to the Goodwill and not drive around with them for months?
— your other mom (@difficultpatty) January 24, 2024
#5
The walk of shame except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.
— Marissa 🍾🎉🥂 (@michimama75) January 24, 2024
#6
Me: “It’s almost impossible to lose weight after the age of 40”
— Sam G (@ItsSamG) January 25, 2024
Also me: Does absolutely nothing that would lead to losing even one single pound
#7
I love joining a class action lawsuit. Hell yeah I've been wronged. Justice needs to be served. A surprise check for $26 in 6 years will make it right
— alexandra (@bigmoodenergy) January 23, 2024
#8
had an urge to email a professor from film school & share how much he meant to me but I was like “oh man he was OLD back then, he’s probably dead now!” so I looked him up to confirm his death & not only is he still alive, he still teaches at that school & he is FIFTY-FIVE HAHAHA
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) January 28, 2024
#9
Shoutout to my neighbor who finally got to use the snow blower we all made fun of him for buying 6 years ago, he cleared every driveway on the block during his moment to shine
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) January 23, 2024
#10
I’m just a mom, standing in front of the junk drawer, wondering once again where all the scissors have gone
— meghan (@deloisivete) February 20, 2024
#11
I have a question and my question is why do birthday cards now cost as much as the present I’m buying.
— Mediocre Mom (@MediocreMamaa) January 27, 2024
#12
It's a fact that if you ask your hubs to bring you something from your purse he will just bring you the entire purse.
— 🌹𝐋a𝐧e🌹 (@lanechanged) January 27, 2024
#13
I can tell how rich you are by how hard it is to find your kitchen garbage
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 21, 2024
#14
Whenever I catch a whiff of Auntie Anne’s cinnamon sugar pretzel bites in the mall I get lifted up off of my feet and float towards the shop like a cartoon character smelling a pie on a windowsill
— natroyshka (@imniceandsmart) January 27, 2024
#15
A step-by-step guide to helping me in the kitchen:
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) January 25, 2024
1. Leave the kitchen
#16
where is the Oscar nom for my incredible performance in Pretending to Like My Job
— trash jones (@jzux) January 23, 2024
#17
Husband and I went into Target while his car was charging and I had forgotten what a delight it is to shop with this man. The first aisle I went down he said, “What do you need on this aisle?” Sir. That is simply not how this works.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) April 15, 2025
#18
All a microwave needs is a (+30sec) button. Everything else is bourgeois excess.
— Kristi Yamaguccimane (@TheWapplehouse) October 19, 2023
#19
my dad bases every movie suggested to him on the big short. he always asks “is it better than the big short?” and if the answer is yes, he’ll watch it. after every movie, he’ll kinda sadly shake his head and say “it wasn’t as good as the big short”
— bailey (@Baileymoon15) January 28, 2024
#20
i’m aging like a fine bag of grocery store spinach
— trash jones (@jzux) January 31, 2024
