Just a quick little round-up of some funny posts for some laughs today.
Hope these bring you some smiles!
Janene
#1
MY SON SPILLED A BOTTLE OF GLITTER IN OUR LIVING ROOM HOW WILL WE EVER RECOVER FROM THIS
— Sravan Panuganti, DO, FACOS (@SPuro88) December 5, 2022
#2
My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.
— mariana Z (@mariana057) October 16, 2022
My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
#3
Please send me love and light I went on a walk today and I nodded + smiled politely at someone but they were a Halloween decoration
— Kim Quindlen (@kimquindlen) September 22, 2023
#4
Why would I need a haunted house when I can just open the dishwasher and see how my husband arranged the dishes
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) October 13, 2022
#5
One day I will be able to wash a ladle and not end up covered in water, but today is not that day
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) November 2, 2022
#6
I was looking into party ideas for my twins 6th birthday and came across someone who does slime & glitter parties so I reported them to the police
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) October 16, 2022
#7
My kid is supposed to be in a wedding this weekend, so he's cut off a chunk of his own hair right on schedule
— meghan (@deloisivete) December 7, 2022
#8
Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the grocery store checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a grocery store checkout line before in their life.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) December 13, 2023
#9
My husband is volunteer coaching 2nd grade basketball and out of nowhere one of the kids burst into tears. When my husband asked him what was wrong, he said, “I’m just so hungry and I KNOW my brother is just sitting at home eating snacks.”
— Not the Nanny (@not_thenanny) October 16, 2022
#10
“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” ok you’ve obviously never had a chocolate croissant
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) November 1, 2022
#11
Me: Wow. This song is really old.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 17, 2022
10-year-old: Yeah. I think it's from nineteen-something.
Me: Go to bed.
#12
the worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute 😭
— M 🍓 (@babyariees) April 22, 2025
#13
Last night my 7YO slept with her mom and this morning she told me “mommy snores louder than you” Kids truly bring joy
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) October 19, 2022
#14
Parents be like, “Here’s something from your childhood we found in our house, we thought you’d like to have it for sentimental value*”
— SpacedMom (@copymama) October 12, 2022
*Because we want it to clutter up your house instead of ours now
#15
If by yoga you mean reaching the outlet to plug in my charger without getting out of bed, then yes, I do yoga
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) October 16, 2022
#16
my 6yo and i witnessed people fighting at the store and she looks over at me at goes “this is the last time i come to earth”
— 𝚘𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚏𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚢 𓆗 (@yearofthepoets) October 20, 2022
#17
went to Costco this afternoon with my wife and mom and while they were discussing which is better, the green/yellow or blue/yellow sponges, I was able to see my soul actually leaving my body
— 🌜🤷♂️ 🤯Dad Moon Rising🤯 🤷♂️🌛 (@raoulvilla) October 16, 2022
#18
I introduced my kids to Ramen too early and they're tired of eating it and now I have no idea how they're going to survive in college.
— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) October 17, 2022
#19
I had to update my driver’s license photo at the DMV and I complained that I looked terrible in it and the guy said, “Lady, that’s literally exactly what you look like” and now my day is ruined.
— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) May 8, 2024
#20
when you get older 45% of sleeping is laying in bed and deciding whether to get up and pee or try to fall back asleep
— 🌜🤷♂️ 🤯Dad Moon Rising🤯 🤷♂️🌛 (@raoulvilla) November 1, 2022
#21
My boyfriend washed dishes and I haven’t said anything about it. He’s said “wow this kitchen looks spotless” twice since 8pm
— mp (@friasmp) November 13, 2022
#22
Kid having a complete meltdown at the grocery store. The mom goes “Sweetheart, please use your words to tell me what’s wrong.” Kid sniffles, wipes his nose on his shirt, deep steadying breath, screams, “WHEN YOU TELL ME NO, IT SOUNDS BAD IN MY EARS AND FEELS BAD IN MY HEART!”
— Heather Hogan (@theheatherhogan) November 17, 2022
#23
Thoughts and prayers for my 12-year-old.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 16, 2022
I asked her to replace the toilet paper roll and now she's now in tears because she has to do everything around here.
#24
my 7yo daughter made a wish at a fountain "for all of the dinosaurs to come back to life" so i'm just warning y'all to be on the look out
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) November 6, 2022
#25
Me: *hears a stealthy footstep in the hallway*
— Josiah Hawthorne (@JosiahHawthorne) October 25, 2023
Me: "This is your third time up. Go back to bed."
7yo: *frantically* "Wait — wait Daddy –"
Me: "Whatever it is, tell me in the morning."
7yo: *gasp* "IfYouWereADolphinYou'dBeDeadAlready
BecauseDolphinsOnlyLiveThirtyYears."
