The women of Twitter never fail to make me laugh with funny and relatable quips.
Here’s a quick little round-up of some of my favorite tweets from women this week.
Hope these bring some smiles to your day!
Janene
#1
It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it
— Dr Helen Ingram (@drhingram) September 14, 2024
#2
when you can’t remember if you took your meds so you start opening the pill bottle to see if the experience feels familiar enough to have happened recently
— latke (@latkedelrey) September 17, 2024
#3
Why after a Pap smear they be like ima step out so you can get dressed. You done already seen everything I had to offer🤣🤣
— Big Boss V 💰 (@BigBossVette) September 18, 2024
#4
It’s the 10 year “I’ll keep them to wear for when I’ve lost a bit of weight” anniversary of 3/4 of the clothes in my wardrobe today.
— Late to the party Laura (@ericamorecambe) September 19, 2024
#5
the best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello please fill out these forms”
— kenzi (@kenzianidiot) September 20, 2024
#6
“Hey that food item you’ve been really enjoying and have bought several times? Yeah we’ll never have that again” – every grocery store ever
— Amber Sparks (@ambernoelle) September 20, 2024
#7
Every time I order online from Old Navy they're like "Get excited because we are going to ship each item individually to you, they will arrive one at a time one day apart like you're being visited by the ghosts of Christmas, please enjoy all 13 boxes"
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) September 17, 2024
#8
me always adding "but I don't know" after giving advice just in case I ruin their life
— ً (@coletyumuch) September 15, 2024
#9
you will really know if you love a man the first time you see him with a cold. he is going to act like he has been shot. if you find it cute, you’re in love. if you want to shoot him yourself, better luck next time
— ellie schnitt! (@holy_schnitt) September 18, 2024
#10
Last few hours before a hair wash will really have you experiencing a depth of misery only usually found in Russian literature
— Lottie (@sellottie) September 21, 2024
#11
I have never identified with someone more than I do with Cookie Monster when he loses all self control around a plate of freshly baked cookies.
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) September 16, 2024
#12
tootsie roll made one commercial in 1972 and said “we’re good, nailed it”
— ashley ray🍦stream ice cream money (@theashleyray) September 17, 2024
#13
Of course I’m gonna buy this one obscure ingredient for this recipe I’m only going to make once and then let it take up space in my fridge until it expires.
— your other mom (@difficultpatty) September 18, 2024
#14
I’m a go-with-the-flow person as long as the flow has been planned at least 3 days in advance
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) September 16, 2024
#15
no one tells you the older you get the more you look out your house windows
— Her Tall Boots (@fuzzlime) July 31, 2024
#16
Truly do believe migraines are one of the stupidest possible illnesses to suffer from. What do you mean the weather is making me blind in one eye
— C. E. Aubin (@ceaubin) September 14, 2024
#17
Spotify opened at work and I forgot my air pods at home and Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy (1941) began to play on max volume I'd rather it have been porn they're calling me Gladys
— McErin☘️ (@colleen_eileen) September 18, 2024
#18
Mad as hell to report that reading a paperback book the hour before bed instead of scrolling on my phone has significantly improved my sleep quality.
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) September 18, 2024
#19
I hate this whole "women can be sexy at fifty!” narrative. At what age will society stop demanding I try to be sexy for everybody and just let me turn into an old swamp witch, as nature intended?
— Jax Persists (@LadyJayPersists) September 15, 2024
#20 I loved that show!
Want to feel old?
— Erin Murphy (@Erin_Murphy) September 17, 2024
Bewitched premiered 60 years ago today, September 17, 1964.
AND little Tabitha (Me!) is 60 years old! ❤️#bewitched #tv #Trivia #tabitha pic.twitter.com/cs5a1we8ht
