25 of the Funniest Quips From Women This Week

Another week and and another round of funny and relatable quips from women.

Hope these bring some smiles to your day!

Janene

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If you are single, picture what you think marriage is like. Wrong. You are both in Home Depot arguing over a light fixture.

— TracieBreaux (@traciebreaux.bsky.social) January 22, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Good things come to those who have a satisfyingly smooth pen that is fun to write with.

— Kellalena (@kellalena.bsky.social) January 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Me: I’m bored My refrigerator: here she comes

— MadHatterMommy (@madhattermommy.bsky.social) January 17, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Every Gen Xer has a childhood war story about getting stabbed with a pencil and the tip broke off

— Midge (@midge.bsky.social) January 22, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

— TracieBreaux (@traciebreaux.bsky.social) January 24, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge

— Midge (@midge.bsky.social) January 25, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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I guess I’m only shopping at Costco now, which is fine. I needed a 300-pack of Twizzlers anyway.

— Stone Cold Jane Austen (@abbyhiggs.bsky.social) January 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Personal Trainer: No pain, no gain Me (shaking their hand): Deal

— Hi, it's Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl.bsky.social) January 24, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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