Just a little round-up of some funny and relatable posts from women.
Hope these bring you some laughs today!
Janene
#1
My boyfriend told me his nickname growing up was Shorts because he was the first boy in his hometown to start wearing Shorts in the spring and I didn’t believe it until we visited and he was riding a bike through the town square and someone yelled, “Shorts!!!” at him.
— Christin (@hexprax) November 19, 2024
#2
Just dropped my car off at the garage and managed to drop the word carburettor into conversation with the mechanic so he knows to take me seriously and he told me my car doesn’t have a carburettor
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) February 5, 2025
#3
Bought some scrunchies from Sephora and the girl was like “have you used these before?”. I was like “yeah, I mean they’re just basically hair ties”. She said “yes, exactly!”.
— Melanie Bracewell (@meladoodle) February 7, 2025
Can’t stop thinking about it. Did I look like someone who has never tied up her hair before.
#4
baking when u live alone is like ok i had my fun now what do i do with 28 cookies
— Isabel Steckel (@IsabelSteckel) November 17, 2024
#5
When a woman says 5 minutes, think like 5 minutes left in the 4th quarter and both teams have all of their timeouts
— Shannon (@gardengirl125) January 31, 2025
#6
I’ve been doing dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin
— Leanne 🤮 (@shutupleanne) January 29, 2025
#7
Nightmare scenario: you go to an ice cream shop with your husband and place your order then he says “nothing for me, thanks”
— neature vs norture (@chionogirl) January 19, 2025
#8
Props to the dude at the gas station, who just washed his entire car w the window cleaner squeegee thing
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) November 20, 2024
#9
I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.
— Kristen (@Kica333) November 22, 2024
#10
i would do anything to cure my digestive issues except stop drinking coffee or change my dietary habits in any way
— bald ann dowd (@ali_sivi) February 26, 2025
#11
Filled out the paperwork for my daughter’s 1st passport and under “employment” was told to write “unemployed baby”
— Madelaine Lucas (@madelaine_lucas) January 23, 2024
#12
I hate when people say “take it one day at a time”. What else am I supposed to do? Skip tuesday?!
— Katie (@ALadyNamedKatie) January 7, 2025
#13
why would this car behind me just honk at me cause i hit a curb like what does that have to do with you
— symone (@symoneeed) May 1, 2025
#14
Friend: How'd you get that nasty bruise?
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) November 18, 2024
In my 20s: *tells some wild and crazy story*
In my 40s: I don't know, I just woke up and it was there.
#15
you ever just be driving & you're like… yo was that light even green
— Berry ⏾ (@SpicyBerry) January 30, 2025
#16
watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would is one of life’s greatest challenges
— chase (@_chase_____) November 18, 2024
#17
I accidentally told my boss I loved him while getting off the phone so if anyone needs me I’ll be walking directly into the ocean.
— Kristen (@Kica333) November 19, 2024
#18
“Hey, my kid is selling Girl Sco—”
— Vanessa (@Nessakins_) February 7, 2025
“Samoas. Two boxes.”
#19
I feel like I’ve really grown as a person already this year. I just threw out that really good box I’d been holding onto for at least seven years. Because, you know, it was a really good box.
— Mumnipotent Ruler (@MumOfTw0) January 2, 2023
#20
I have never once in my whole life paid attention to when a recipe calls for salted or unsalted butter
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) November 22, 2024
