Here’s a little round-up of some funny posts I thought you would enjoy.
Hope these bring you some laughs and hope you have a great week!
Janene
#1
My daughter asked me this morning what games I used to play on my tablet with when I was little.
— Dorothy Rose 📖 (@Rose_BlancheGG) September 13, 2024
I told her my favourite thing to do was speaking into the fan to make me sound like a robot.
#2
iPhone keyboard: “I see you typed the correct word. Anyway, here’s a different one.”
— S.🎧 (@1ssve) March 22, 2026
Me: changes it back
iPhone keyboard: “Absolutely not.”
#3
Kids today have iPads, but when I was little my parents kept me busy on road trips by saying, ‘keep an eye on the trailer, and let us know if it falls off.’
— Mama Needs A Coke (@MamaNeedsACoke) August 17, 2021
#4
When I was 16 years old, I successfully parallel parked to get my driver's license. To this day, I will walk 15 blocks to avoid ever doing that again.
— Felicia (@LostFelicia) July 1, 2021
#5
“Time is linear” not for rideshare apps. Your driver is arriving in 3 minutes or maybe never. Be ready in 14 minutes and also he’s outside right now
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) March 12, 2024
#6
Last night my wife asked me to grab her keys out of her purse, but instead I found 3 Tupperware lids, 2 socks & a third kid we didn't know we had
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) June 9, 2022
#7
The people aimlessly walking in the parking lot looking for their car they parked 10 minutes ago…you are my people.
— Calantha 🐶 (@CalanthaTXBlue) March 25, 2023
#8
I miss the days when a doctor would prescribe that you go sit by the sea & drink warm broth to cure your agonies.
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) March 19, 2024
#9
Me: *buys a bra*
— Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama) May 8, 2023
The internet: you like BRAS? perhaps you like ONLY BRAS?? Do you need 10,000 BRAS? Do you need to see a new bra every .5 SECONDS?? HERE ARE ALL THE BRAS FOREVER!! YOU WILL NEVER SEE YOUR FAMILY’S POSTS AGAIN ONLY BRAS!
#10
My kid grabbed her dinner, tablet, and book bag, left the kitchen shouting “I have an important meeting”.
— Panagis Galiatsatos, MD, MHS (@panagis21) September 1, 2023
She’s five. I have so many questions 🤦🏻♂️
#11
When I hear my voice on a recording, I feel like I need to apologize to everyone I talk to on a daily basis.
— Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) September 27, 2023
#12
Been waving to the nice looking stroller mommy walking the neighborhood every morning, feeling like I should introduce myself. Today I almost did, but as I got close I realized there is a dog in that stroller
— anise (@AniseNot) September 10, 2024
#13
Welcome to your 50’s when talking to someone about your tomato plants is the highlight of your day
— Tony P. (@Tbone7219) May 3, 2024
#14
One day, perhaps, I will manage to send myself an email without thinking “ooh who’s this?!” when it arrives three seconds later.
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) March 20, 2024
#15
I need one of those breweries with like a hundred things on tap but for different kinds of soup. A stewery if you will
— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere) November 16, 2024
#16
I never realized how annoying I could be until I created a miniature version of myself and started arguing with it daily.
— Missing (@ParentalGrit) October 29, 2018
#17
Good luck "private number," I haven't answered my phone for a number I know since 2013.
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) March 20, 2024
#18
What happens at a dry cleaners is so mysterious. And frankly none of our business
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) March 16, 2024
#19
It has been 0 days since I last took a screenshot of my home screen when trying to lock my phone
— Lottie-pop 🍭 (@Lottie_Poppie) September 9, 2024
#20
