I’ve rounded up some of the funniest tweets about life with six year olds, hope you enjoy these as much as I did!
Janene
#1
Nobody:
— 𝙳𝚊 𝙸𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝙽𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 🧡 (@TrudiiBee) February 9, 2024
My 6yr old talking to himself on the toilet: everyday I gotta get up for school. & then everyday I’m gonna have to get up for work. When does it end. Did I ask for this? No. I don’t remember that I asked for this. I asked for rest and legos and French toast.
#2
my 6yo and i witnessed people fighting at the store and she looks over at me at goes “this is the last time i come to earth”
— 𝚘𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚏𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚢 𓆗 (@yearofthepoets) October 20, 2022
#3
My 6YO didn’t do his reading, yet wrote down 30 minutes on his reading log, which he signed his dad’s name to. I explained forgery to him and he explained that didn’t apply because he and his dad share a name. Where is he learning this stuff, cuz it’s apparently not from books.
— Not the Nanny (@not_thenanny) October 3, 2022
#4
I asked my 6yo “aren’t you gonna help me plant flowers” and she said “oh mommy I would love to do that except that I don’t want to”
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) April 5, 2021
#5
"Oh, I do like Chinese food!"
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) October 27, 2022
-My 6yo, eating chicken fingers & fries from The Imperial Bamboo kid's menu
#6
My 6yo told me he got a cupcake from the queen at school, and turns out he thinks the principal is royalty
— meghan (@deloisivete) December 16, 2023
#7
6-year-old: I’m not cleaning my room.
— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) July 20, 2018
Me: I don’t like your tone.
6: What does “tone” mean?
Me: I don’t like your voice.
6: *weird Kermit the Frog voice* I’m not cleaning my room.
#8
I had a tea party with my 6yo, and told her the pastries were delicious. She said her husband made them. She talked about her 3 kids and how hard it is to be a doctor. I asked how she's able to host tea parties with all that going on. She said she has a supportive husband.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) April 21, 2024
#9
The 6yo figured out she can sneakily stick a note on someone’s back. But she doesn’t know they should say things like “kick me,” so they just have space facts on them.
— Robert McNees (@mcnees) December 16, 2018
#10
6-year-old: Did you know an octopus has 9 brains?
— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) December 31, 2023
Me: I did not know that.
6-year-old: That’s because you only have 1 brain.
#11
[kids scream at each other]
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 17, 2022
Me: Can you guys stop fighting for, like, five minutes?
6-year-old: But at six minutes we can fight as much as we want?
#12
My 6 year old just got back from visiting our elderly neighbor and said, “I told her we’d bring her some fresh baked cookies when they’re ready.” I informed her that we weren’t baking any cookies today and she said, “Oh, I guess we kinda have to now, don’t we?” Diabolical.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) April 21, 2024
#13
My 6yo was upset this morning but refused to talk about it. As she was being dropped off at school, she decided to speak up by saying and I quote, “I go to school too much, and it bothers me.”
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) May 15, 2024
#14
Me: What did you do at school?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 11, 2018
6-year-old: I mathed.
Me: It's not a verb. You can't "math."
6: I did. I mathed so hard.
#15
I was going through an old keepsakes box of mine and found a 4 colored pen. I asked my 6 year old if she’d like to have the cool pen I used when I was a kid. Her eyes lit up, then I gave it to her and she frowned. “Oh, I thought it was going to be one of those feathers,” she said
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) February 27, 2024
#16
6yo (to her crying brother): "It's okay to be sad, sometimes we need to let our feelings out, just let yourself be sad."
— Ellie Hawkes (@elspells13) August 23, 2021
Me: "Oh darling, that's so lovely, well done. Why is he crying?"
6yo: "I hit him."#mumlife
#17
Yesterday my son turned 6 years old. In the morning he flexed and told me his muscles were bigger and that his voice was different. "I am probably a man now." So I gave him a sip of my coffee and he said "that's the stuff." Confirmed grown up.
— GrungeBob (@itsgkk) July 20, 2022
#18
My 6-year-old is sick with a cough, so I told him gargling with warm salt water can help. He looked at me & said, "I'm NOT going all the way to the ocean right now."
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) August 15, 2022
#19
[Diner]
— 🍁Graham Kritzer (@GrahamKritzer) October 12, 2022
Waitress: Cops, and kids 5 and under eat for free
*me, discreetly nudging my 6 year-old*
my 6 year-old: im a police
#20
