Just a quick little round-up of some funny posts for some laughs today.
Hope these bring you some smiles!
Janene
#1
My 4-year-old came to give me a hug and a kiss before bed and tell me she loves me and point to the space between my eyebrows and say "it's ok that you have hair there"
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) September 23, 2024
#2
me: ok im for real going to go to bed early tonight
— kenzi (@kenzianidiot) September 23, 2024
my brain: hey so unfortunately you gotta research what kind of whale is the biggest whale
#3
I asked my mom about parenting and she said: “the first 40 years are the hardest.”
— Anne Whitehead (@whiteheadcomm) September 23, 2024
Her oldest child is 38. 🤣
#4
I don't know why you people all say being a parent is hard. I've been a parent for 12 hours and it's been super easy. I can't imagine this will change when we leave the hospital and robust support team of energetic professionals who bring us whatever we need.
— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) September 24, 2024
#5
Daughter: dinner was so good tonight mom!
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) May 8, 2025
Me: thanks honey!
Daughter: we learned in school today that it’s ok to lie sometimes so you don’t hurt feelings
#6
sitting eating at a picnic table in a park that shares a fence with the middle school yard and this lady comes out says “shouldn’t you be in class?” and i’m confused and just freeze and she goes “come on. to the office”
— juliette⋆₊⋆☁︎ (@jaisydaisy_) September 24, 2024
and i just go “…. i’m 20…” and she went RED😭😭😭
#7
My coworker is taking a job interview call for another company during our meeting. but his mic isn`t muted 🤭
— A D 💋 (@truly_AD) October 3, 2024
#8
Child [doing homework]: What's an example of a palindrome?
— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) September 23, 2024
Me: Mom.
Child: Ugh. Fine. Mom, what's an example of a palindrome?
Wife: Dad.
Child: OHMYGOD WHY WON'T YOU GUYS HELP ME
#9
I hate hotel bath towels.
— єℓαιηє (@elainesim28) October 4, 2024
So thick and fluffy I can’t even close my suitcase!!
#10
I’ve made really good friends with a woman who works near me. We stop and chat most days, she’s popped in for coffee and vice verse, she helped fix my printer when it was broken, we’ve planned to go to a food festival next week together, and I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HER NAME IS.
— 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶 (@perrigame) October 4, 2024
#11
"Nothing beats in-person interaction". Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.
— Sam Whyte (@samwhyte) September 30, 2024
#12
I did not realize how much of my adult life would be spent thinking about protein
— meghan (@deloisivete) September 21, 2024
#13
looking forward to another week where all the stuff I want to accomplish depends on a sense of self-discipline and executive functioning I've never once possessed in my life
— Anjali 👊🔥🇺🇸 (@AnjaliVBhatt) October 7, 2024
#14
working in an office is so funny it’s like what if 100 grown ups liked candy as much as any five year old
— rosie (@crookedcourses) October 16, 2024
#15
My husband had a coworker who entered his baby in the local fair's baby competition a while ago and I think they just make up superlatives for all of the babies because his won "sturdiest baby"
— 🍃 (@cardamomkiss) October 12, 2024
#16
My child came home from school to tell me that one of his friend’s mothers works in Human Resources, which he assumed is the same as a stay-at-home mother. I asked him why he thought that and he told me that I am in charge of all the resources for the humans in our house.
— StressieBessie (@EPrecipice) September 24, 2024
#17
I love when men go on diets they will be like let me go for the healthy option.. the buffalo chicken quesadilla
— Christin (@hexprax) September 23, 2024
#18
my staff bought shake shack today since it’s our last day on this rotation and there were extra burgers so I shoved 3 into my purse for later and now everyone is calling me “purse burgers” and I fear this nickname will follow me
— Kayla (@kaylamellis_) October 10, 2024
#19
Yesterday I said to my kindergarteners “alright my little noodles” and one of my boys whispered to himself in wonder “I’m spaghetti?”
— maddie, hot dog enthusiast (@damnitmadeline) October 11, 2024
#20
My 5 yo went to a birthday party this weekend where the birthday boy chose what to give out for party favors.
— Stephanie Rondeau (@StephDRondeau) September 23, 2024
He chose plungers.
Yes, real toilet plungers.
Cue 18 4 and 5 year olds running around with plungers like they’re the world’s best toy.
This child is an icon.
