20 Funny Posts To Start Your Week Off With Some Laughs

[at the beach, about to get in the ocean]

"but i don't want my stuff stolen"

*covers it with towel*

"ok now it's safe"

— the hype (@TheHyyyype) July 11, 2017

workshopping a few things to bring on an international flight for a toddler

so far we’ve got: harmonica

what do y’all think?

— nicole ruiz (@nwilliams030) July 18, 2025

Picked up my son’s friend to take them bowling and as we got in the car he mentioned its “old fashioned” door handles. Once inside, he noted how “interesting” it was that I had to stick my key in to start it. My man casts a lot of shade for someone 3 feet tall.

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) July 16, 2025

I’m glad I got married and had kids so I could always be surrounded by people who can’t find anything.

— krista (@kristabellerina) July 14, 2025

My husband and kids are out of town for a few days, and I still woke up in the middle of the night because I thought I heard someone say mom, so great, even the ghost children won't let me sleep through the night

— meghan (@deloisivete) July 15, 2025

My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left and oh how I laughed and laughed.

— krista (@kristabellerina) July 14, 2025

My toddler came into the bathroom while I was on the toilet and said, “you pooped! You get a cookie!” This is the only level of enthusiasm I’ll be accepting from now on.

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) July 13, 2025

My 12yo son is begging me for a phone, but he got so bored this summer that he went to the bookshelf and pulled off a copy of the Iliad, asked me if it was any good, and has been reading it for the last three days. Not helping his case.

— Philip Porter (@philipgporter) July 15, 2025