Another week and and another round of funny and relatable quips from parents!
Here are some of the ones that made me laugh this week.
Wishing you all a great weekend!
Janene
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My teen moved the dirty dishes from the counter to the sink and said she finished the dishes, so I moved her dirty laundry from the floor to the basket and said I finished the laundry.
— kristabellerina (@kristabelle.bsky.social) January 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Ordering a pizza $40 Having it delivered $5 Having your kids eat the whole thing before you get home Sliceless
— PieGuy (@ilovepie84.bsky.social) January 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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12 yo: mom, you look great, like you’re still in your 40’s Me: I AM in my 40’s 12: that’s the spirit
— Midge (@midge.bsky.social) January 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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My kid: I bet you had just black and white movies growing up Me: excuse me, I am not that old My kid: also did you have crayons or just greyons?
— MadHatterMommy (@madhattermommy.bsky.social) January 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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my preschooler, home sick and looking over my shoulder at my computer: "oooh! what's that?" "that's my calendar, bud" "what's a calendar?" "it tells you what time you need to be where." "what's a time?" and then the conversation stalled as I imagined the bliss of not knowing the concept of time
— Rachel Stephens (@rstephens.me) January 31, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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We’re at elementary school talent show rehearsal and every single little girl is doing a song or a dance and my daughter is doing a sandwich-themed standup routine with a sandwich puppet. She’s my hero.
— Christina (she/her) (@vogonpoetryclub.bsky.social) January 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
